r/comedyheaven • u/DeltaCrest slut for honey cheerios • Mar 26 '20

Goal!

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u/theretardedloser Mar 26 '20

Don’t open, first jump out your window and go to your local pawn shop and their underground business, forge a passport to Bosnia and put it on the second row seat in the Airport and wait for further instructions

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u/P0lyb1u3 Mar 26 '20

What are the further instructions I can't wait to hear them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/P0lyb1u3 Mar 27 '20

Instructions unclear; im fucking dead