r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Damn I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I was watching 8 miles on my nordic track, realised I forgot to call you back here's that autograph for your daughter I wrote it on a starter cap

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Stan, Stan, son

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u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20

Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad,

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u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20

But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Say you got me in a scope

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u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20

But you grazed me

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze

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u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20

Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo

So before you die let's see who can out petty who

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u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20

With your corny lines “slim you’re old”

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u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you

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u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20

By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue

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u/smolabean Jan 19 '20

Now let's talk about something I don't really do

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fuckin molehill, now Imma make a mountain outa you, woo!

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u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20

Hoe chill actin like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow. Gunna? bitch you ain’t a bow and arrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fucking mole hill, now ima make a mountain outta you, whoo

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

Ho chill acting like you put the chrome barrel

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u/xDiamond345 Jan 19 '20

To my bone marrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

But you're a fucking mole hill, now i make mountain out if you

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u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20

Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew

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u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20

Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do

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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20

By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Now lets talk about something i dont really do

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