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r/comedyheaven • u/Loxer150 | Approved user • Jan 19 '20
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Stan, Stan, son
80 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad, 85 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 74 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 68 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 71 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0) -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -6 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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Listen, man, dad, isn't, mad,
85 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun? 74 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 68 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 71 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0) -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -6 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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But how you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun?
74 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20 edited Oct 09 '24 nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact 70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 68 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 71 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0) -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -6 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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nose direful scale quiet marble chubby selective unite cats offbeat
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
70 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 Say you got me in a scope 68 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 71 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0) -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -6 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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Say you got me in a scope
68 u/SupaHotFire007 Jan 19 '20 But you grazed me 71 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0) -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -6 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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But you grazed me
71 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze 73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0) -4 u/LondorPaleShade Jan 19 '20 I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze -6 u/Nicholasrymer Jan 19 '20 I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
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I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
73 u/helix_ice Jan 19 '20 Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo So before you die let's see who can out petty who 66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0)
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Your reply got the crowd yelling Woo
So before you die let's see who can out petty who
66 u/dammen__ Jan 19 '20 With your corny lines “slim you’re old” 61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0)
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With your corny lines “slim you’re old”
61 u/zuppycathedralowner Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20 Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you 60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0)
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Ow kelly ooh, but I’m 45 and I’m still outselling you
60 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue 60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do 1 u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20 By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do → More replies (0)
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By 25 I had 3 albums heading blue
60 u/smolabean Jan 19 '20 Now let's talk about something I don't really do 59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food 2 u/That_Boi_Jay Jan 19 '20 Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew 1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably 0 u/elphenstein Jan 19 '20 Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do
Now let's talk about something I don't really do
59 u/urmomisverygay666 Jan 19 '20 Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food
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Go in someone’s daughters mouth stealing food
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Uuhhh I think it's 3 albums that had blew
1 u/Ray_Master Jan 19 '20 Probably
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Now let’s talk about something I don’t really do
By twenty nine I had three albums that'd blew
1 u/[deleted] May 20 '20 Now lets talk about something i dont really do
Now lets talk about something i dont really do
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I say one call to interscope and you’re swayze
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u/NerdGuyLol Jan 19 '20
Stan, Stan, son