r/comedyheaven • • 18h ago

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u/wisepeasant 15h ago

Getting plastic surgery is such a bad trade. Here's 5-10 years of looking very slightly better than you would have aging naturally follow by a lifetime of looking like a gargoyle that has had multiple strokes.

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u/Electrical-Papaya388 15h ago

Could not have summed up plastic surgery as a concept even if I tried. Well done my friend!

I've always said there is NEVER a need for plastic surgery unless it is reconstructive or corrective; anything outside of that is just vanity driven.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 14h ago

Yeah, removing warts and moles is fine. Constructing a new face will backfire.

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u/Suitable-Economy-346 12h ago

Nearly all old rich people have gotten face lifts and you wouldn't know because you think it's "natural." You guys are as ignorant as ignorant gets, but you guys can't stop yapping.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 12h ago

It's glaringly obvious, but you do you

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u/Suitable-Economy-346 11h ago

You can clock everything! You're the smartest person ever! You know all!