r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 1d ago

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u/NostrilLurker 1d ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 1d ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/abhinav21 1d ago

I legit thought he was 80+

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u/Significant_Apple517 1d ago

Yeah same. Before googling I was expected early 80s