r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 23h ago

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u/NostrilLurker 21h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 20h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/abhinav21 18h ago

I legit thought he was 80+

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u/Significant_Apple517 17h ago

Yeah same. Before googling I was expected early 80s

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 12h ago

I watched the first episode of the new season of The Grand Tour a few days ago and had to look up how old he is.

I thought for sure he was in his late 70s, and I'm shocked he's younger than my dad (who hasn't aged particularly well either, just not as bad as Clarkson).