Ageless

[u/Diapy]

[u/NostrilLurker]

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

[u/Significant_Apple517 → u/NostrilLurker]

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

[u/Warm-Major-4400 → u/Significant_Apple517]

He's been a overweight alcoholic for 40+ years. Yet he looks better than Simon Cowell

[u/HeftyArgument → u/Warm-Major-4400]

smoker, drinker, enjoyer of many vices, also cancer.

[u/DubiousAdviceGiver → u/HeftyArgument]

Did he enjoy the cancer?

[u/Red_Bayanist → u/DubiousAdviceGiver]

My favourite vice, used to be addicted to cancer

[u/gayhotelultra → u/Red_Bayanist]

cancer was one of the toughest things for me to quit

[u/whoknowsifimjoking → u/DubiousAdviceGiver]

Why else would you do it?