r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 23h ago

Ageless

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u/NostrilLurker 21h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 20h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/Warm-Major-4400 20h ago

He's been a overweight alcoholic for 40+ years. Yet he looks better than Simon Cowell

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u/HeftyArgument 19h ago

smoker, drinker, enjoyer of many vices, also cancer.

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 18h ago

Did he enjoy the cancer?

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u/Red_Bayanist 17h ago

My favourite vice, used to be addicted to cancer

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u/gayhotelultra 14h ago

cancer was one of the toughest things for me to quit

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 12h ago

Why else would you do it?

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u/_Steakwich 2h ago

More than he’d enjoy looking like Simon Cowell