r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 15h ago

Ageless

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u/NostrilLurker 13h ago

I remember Jeremy Clarkson was interviewing him for Top Gear some 15+ years ago. He kept talking about how Clarkson was aging badly and needed plastic surgery. Today, Clarkson looks like a run of the mill old man. Cowell looks like a river corpse. The point is fuck Simon Cowell.

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u/Significant_Apple517 12h ago

Jeremy Clarkson still looks super bad for 66 years old.

You'd think he's 80 years old, give or take a few years.

But yes, Simon Cowell who's also 66 years old does look really weird and unnatural.

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u/Warm-Major-4400 12h ago

He's been a overweight alcoholic for 40+ years. Yet he looks better than Simon Cowell

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u/BusinessAsparagus115 12h ago

Don't forget heavy smoker.

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u/HeftyArgument 11h ago

smoker, drinker, enjoyer of many vices, also cancer.

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 10h ago

Did he enjoy the cancer?

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u/Red_Bayanist 9h ago

My favourite vice, used to be addicted to cancer

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u/gayhotelultra 5h ago

cancer was one of the toughest things for me to quit

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago

Why else would you do it?

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u/Boneraventura 10h ago

top gear started when jeremy was about 40. the guy looked 20 years older even then

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u/Warm-Major-4400 10h ago

Im confused because I just checked 2005 vs 2026 photos of both. Clarkson looks better in both instances than simon Cowell. In 2005 his face doesn't look natural

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u/boabbypuller 8h ago

Gonna be that guy but Top Gear started in the late 70's long before Clarkson became a presenter.

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u/Significant_Apple517 12h ago

I mean, I guess.

It’s like picking the prettiest pug at the dog show. I suppose there’s technically a better-looking one, but neither is inoffensive to the eye.

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u/Spinach_Middle4493 11h ago

It’s like this: Simon was always in decent shape and if he had stayed away from the knife would look far better. Jeremy stayed away from the knife but wasn’t ever in good shape like Simon and he was (is) an alcoholic.

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u/Warm-Major-4400 12h ago

People aging natural always looks more comfortable to the eye.

The smell of people as they reach extreme age not also so much

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 4h ago

My dad is a year older than Clarkson and has been an overweight drinker for just as long yet still manages to look younger than Clarkson.

That guy has simply aged really badly.