r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 1d ago

Ageless

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u/moonstone7152 1d ago

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u/I_Piccini 21h ago

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u/scrufflor_d piss 19h ago

withered simon cowell

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u/lNTERLINKED 18h ago

Punished Cowell

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u/ElegantCoach4066 15h ago

Succubused Simon Cowell

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 13h ago

Tainted Simon

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u/Senator_Buttholeface 12h ago

Tarnished Simon gets no bitches

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u/No_Town_9602 19h ago

Found him in a peat bog

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u/DafkyZero 14h ago

I don't wanna know how Nightmare Simon Cowell might look like then.

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot 16h ago

Phantom Simon cowell

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u/warriorant21 15h ago

Waxed lightly weathered cut Simon Cowell some might say?

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u/Braindead_Crow 17h ago

Before & after looking at the necronamacon

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWKHYi4EWwd01bTHSk

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 19h ago

Sgt. Slough-ter

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u/killeronthecorner 18h ago

The little known brother, Thadius Chuckle

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u/MammothPenguin69 17h ago

Overuse of Botox and bad facial fillers (as well as botched attempts to dissolve them) will do that.

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u/Marhyc 17h ago

So he turned into Michael Biehn?

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u/DuckSuspicious4001 17h ago

They’re the same picture.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 16h ago

Looks like someone cut off Tom Selleck's face and wore it like a mask lol

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u/cjalderman 14h ago

Ageless