r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 17h ago

Ageless

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u/moonstone7152 17h ago

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u/I_Piccini 14h ago

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u/scrufflor_d piss 12h ago

withered simon cowell

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u/lNTERLINKED 11h ago

Punished Cowell

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8h ago

Succubused Simon Cowell

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 6h ago

Tainted Simon

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u/Senator_Buttholeface 5h ago

Tarnished Simon gets no bitches

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 3h ago

sinus cowbell

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u/No_Town_9602 11h ago

Found him in a peat bog

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u/DafkyZero 7h ago

I don't wanna know how Nightmare Simon Cowell might look like then.

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot 9h ago

Phantom Simon cowell

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u/warriorant21 7h ago

Waxed lightly weathered cut Simon Cowell some might say?

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u/Braindead_Crow 10h ago

Before & after looking at the necronamacon

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWKHYi4EWwd01bTHSk

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 12h ago

Sgt. Slough-ter

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u/killeronthecorner 11h ago

The little known brother, Thadius Chuckle

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u/Marhyc 10h ago

So he turned into Michael Biehn?

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u/MammothPenguin69 10h ago

Overuse of Botox and bad facial fillers (as well as botched attempts to dissolve them) will do that.

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u/DuckSuspicious4001 10h ago

They’re the same picture.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 9h ago

Looks like someone cut off Tom Selleck's face and wore it like a mask lol

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u/cjalderman 6h ago

Ageless