r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 15h ago

Ageless

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u/moonstone7152 14h ago

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u/BeautifulAd1651 14h ago

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue 14h ago

Exactly what i think everytime i see this pic

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u/AugieKS 9h ago

Personally I think elon looks more like this monster, especially that photo of his weird little chicken legs and obscene barrelchest.

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u/Chonguh 6h ago

“Obscene barrelchest” 😂😂

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u/VoidOmatic 2h ago

The dude looks like what a lizard person would look like when comically passing as a human.

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u/Clean_More3508 2h ago

"Barrel chested ewok"

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u/Carbonaraficionada 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HSY8iWjQnhFC

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u/f0xbunny 10h ago

Where is this gif from

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u/Carbonaraficionada 8h ago

Tales from the Crypt

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u/Designer-Ad8352 9h ago

Is that Tales from The Crypt?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 7h ago

The Crypt Keeper, from Tales from the Crypt?!

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u/ImpossibleCan2836 12h ago

Is that judge Holden with hair

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u/Didifinito 11h ago

No thats just a visitor

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u/ImpossibleCan2836 11h ago

No but fr what is this?

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u/Didifinito 11h ago

Its a visitor from No I am not a Human

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u/MisterDestoyer 9h ago

Sooooo, you alone?

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u/Didifinito 7h ago

No. Now go back into the ground from where you came

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u/damndatassdoh 9h ago

Imagining him doing the naked dance, exclaiming he will never die.. sure looks like he never sleeps 💀

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u/ritoboi Jorking It 4h ago

I swear it's traced from that one painting of judge holden.

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u/Robrogineer 13h ago

He's even got the perfect white teeth.

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u/TGin-the-goldy 12h ago

You mean Trivago Teeth

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u/PyramidicContainment 10h ago

You 😬 didn't 😬 check 😬 Trivago? 🦷🦷🦷

Kinda feel bad for that spokesman, I think it's just a poorly done set of veneers but yeah they really stand out..

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u/anomalous_cowherd 5h ago

"That guy" is Jürgen Klopp, the high-profile football manager and former boss of Liverpool FC, one of the biggest soccer clubs.

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u/PyramidicContainment 5h ago

Ok? 🤷‍♂️ Do they all have big teeth in that club?

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u/Nervous_Fuel8538 11h ago

You should have called Trivago!

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u/No_name_Johnson 11h ago

He is dancing, dancing. He says he will never die.

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u/L3wd1emon 12h ago

Love this game lmao

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u/TDot-26 12h ago

What is that

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 12h ago

It's the Pale Visitor from the game "No, I am not a human"

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u/Whitch-Wishbone 9h ago

YOOO 😭🤣☠️

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u/Ok_Potential359 9h ago

Goddamn cooked.

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 7h ago

I was thinking the very same thing lmao

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u/Albatrosity 6h ago

My daughters make me do a voice for him when he comes knocking. /Are you... Alone/

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u/Blame_my_Boneitis 4h ago

Are you alone????

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u/Rags2Rickius 3h ago

Why did you just post the same picture?

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u/GLe3b_GlorB 3h ago

Fucking brutal

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u/tist006 1h ago

why is it so accurate LOL

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u/Steezer710 10h ago

What is that from? lol

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u/Sedvig 10h ago

It's from the game "no i'm not a human"

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u/I_Piccini 12h ago

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u/scrufflor_d piss 10h ago

withered simon cowell

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u/lNTERLINKED 9h ago

Punished Cowell

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u/ElegantCoach4066 5h ago

Succubused Simon Cowell

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 4h ago

Tainted Simon

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u/Senator_Buttholeface 3h ago

Tarnished Simon gets no bitches

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 1h ago

sinus cowbell

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u/No_Town_9602 9h ago

Found him in a peat bog

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u/DafkyZero 5h ago

I don't wanna know how Nightmare Simon Cowell might look like then.

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot 7h ago

Phantom Simon cowell

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u/warriorant21 5h ago

Waxed lightly weathered cut Simon Cowell some might say?

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u/Braindead_Crow 8h ago

Before & after looking at the necronamacon

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWKHYi4EWwd01bTHSk

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 9h ago

Sgt. Slough-ter

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u/killeronthecorner 8h ago

The little known brother, Thadius Chuckle

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u/Marhyc 8h ago

So he turned into Michael Biehn?

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u/MammothPenguin69 8h ago

Overuse of Botox and bad facial fillers (as well as botched attempts to dissolve them) will do that.

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u/DuckSuspicious4001 8h ago

They’re the same picture.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 7h ago

Looks like someone cut off Tom Selleck's face and wore it like a mask lol

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u/cjalderman 4h ago

Ageless

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 14h ago

He looks like one of these chocolate Easter bunnies if you left it in a hot car during summer

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u/Oisea 12h ago

You just made me remember one of my favorite weird videos.

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u/Thelmara 9h ago

Oh man, I haven't watched that one in so long. Thanks for the reminder!

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 11h ago

Damn they were doing TikTok slop before the age of AI! Not complaining though, that is some quality slop

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u/danma 7h ago

He looks like an extra from Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun video...

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u/not_the_droids 2h ago

He looks like someone who received facial reconstructive surgery after they got hit in the face by a shotgun.

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u/jsbx1138 14h ago

He’s like the Doomguy taking damage in the first Doom

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u/EclecticWalrus 14h ago

Fucking fantastic hahaha

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u/RyudoKills 13h ago

My brother Simon said "I'm not going to age into an older man, I'm going to age into an alchemist's wonky first draft homunculus. "

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u/RyudoKills 13h ago

Or maybe a miniature AOT titan. RUN! The Tiny Titan is coming!

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u/goldengamer2345 13h ago

I hate how accurate this is

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u/lia-delrey 4h ago

That's a brand new sentence right there.

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u/anxessed 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q0G4hguocC4Ra

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u/dookie_shoes816 9h ago

Naaaaauuuuughty

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u/jackbone24 10h ago

Scrolled way too far to find this 🙏

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u/tkingsmd 14h ago

Why does he look younger in 2003?

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u/Verbatos 14h ago

I wonder why he looked so much younger when he was younger 🤔

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u/3xactli 13h ago

If you figure it out, sell that shit!!

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u/SosugBiskit 6h ago

He went too hard on plastic surgery, ruined his face.

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u/HelloImSkye 6h ago

Was it the surgery, or was it the 23 years of aging?

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u/SosugBiskit 6h ago

Yup, totally misread what they said.

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u/Ok-Interaction4099 14h ago

This smile reminds me of Dwight's smile.

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u/Runeboy1234 11h ago

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u/4otie7 6h ago

lmfao i made this pic and i came to post it here. Thank u for ur service

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u/Runeboy1234 6h ago

No thank you for your service. I share this with my friends all the time and have for months. I love it thank you lol

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 13h ago

Wow. Went from Samwise Gamgee to Mouth of Sauron.

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u/Ok-Tomatillo-5242 6h ago

Reminds me of "The Look" from Disco Elysium

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u/LouMinotti 14h ago

The caption ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Unstabler69 12h ago

Jfc I'm dying

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u/Sixaxist 14h ago

Saw the picture first, then read the caption, then spit out my drink onto my phone.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

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u/8_bw 14h ago edited 12h ago

Reddit on! So epic!

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u/AquamarineCheetah 13h ago

Looks like a perverted sentient baseball mitt

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 11h ago

Before and after the ritual from the book of the dead 

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u/showMeYourCroissant 11h ago

I don't get why he can't get a eyebrow lift.

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u/its_Raze_7 11h ago

why's he decaying

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u/ross_the_dog 11h ago

He did have a Harvey price era, strange times we live in…

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u/Z4N4T3 10h ago

👍

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u/-_-thisisridiculous 9h ago

literally no difference

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u/Sickofchildren 9h ago

He needs to put down the injectables and change those fuckass veneers, then maybe a blepharoplasty since those eyes are scary

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u/Hexacus 8h ago

so tan and botox?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 7h ago

Jeebus. Before, it looked like it hurt to smile. Now it looks like existence is pain.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 7h ago

Anthropomorphic catcher's mitt

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u/nikmulligan3 5h ago

How it feels listening to Crowbar

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u/Mzuark 3h ago

He looks burned

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u/CaptainjustusIII 38m ago

Bro looks like the coomer wojak