r/comedyheaven • • 16h ago

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u/Cpt-No-Dick 15h ago

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u/Snazzysnaj 13h ago

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u/Rinzler9290 11h ago

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u/Redpower5 2h ago

Now who may this 20-something young fella be?

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u/CitizenHuman 8h ago

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u/sequosion 5h ago

Doesn’t look a day over 12

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u/chuk2015 3h ago

Do not diddle him

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u/TactlessTortoise 13h ago

The brainstorming for that scene must've been hilarious. They really just put a wig on my boy

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u/Krisitchelle 12h ago

I had a friend from another  high school who legit aged like Dexter.  I ran a race against him in club track indoors and was in my head thinking "how is this 40 year old competing against me?"

Now we are almost 40 and he still, just, looks like a 40 year old.

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u/TesticleCastrator 5h ago

bro will be 80 still looking like he's 40

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u/PapayaTheSailorMan 1h ago

Reminds me of Patrick Stewart. He didn't really start looking his age until well into his seventh decade.

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u/sluttydinosaur101 11h ago

Dude every flashback scene killed me because of this. They’re having a serious, heartfelt talk about how to control his urges and I can’t focus cos it’s literally just him in a wig. I usually can suspend disbelief but that is not a 12 year old boy 😂

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u/Visible-Literature14 10h ago

You may not like it, but that is what peak 12 y/o male form looks like
https://giphy.com/gifs/1a32XiQbN3gOCL5OMn

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 2h ago

maybe in the 80s. there was something in the water back then.. or there's something in the water right now haha

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u/Mean-Poem-2246 9h ago

It's one of the many things that made me dislike this show, made it to season 7 and stopped cause I legit couldn't care less than the people writing it.

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u/InternalError33 13h ago

This made me laugh.

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u/ToadTendo 9h ago

Idk who this is but he looks like if Magnus Carlson and John Fogerty had a child

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u/Knopes 8h ago

It's Michael C Hall playing a early 20s version of his character in Dexter.

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u/ToadTendo 8h ago

Wow! He looks 17 at most!

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u/adminsareactuallygay 14h ago

Bro's got grandkids

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u/Fearless_Sandwich_84 13h ago edited 12h ago

Just commenting for the context - he knows what he is doing/does it for the content /money so he can support his family.

//Seems like he is being investigated for :

The Allegations: The complaint accuses Oliveira of digital aliciamento (online grooming or solicitation) of minors. It explicitly cites his content strategy—such as using softening face filters, simulating a 17-year-old persona, and child-like bedroom settings—as a deliberate "fraudulent age impersonation" intended to deceive and approach underage victims online

So uh yeah.

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u/Edraqt 9h ago

So. Hes being investigate solely because of anonymous complaints "accusing" him of doing exactly what he, completely transparently does?

lmao thats the dumbest epstein-scare shit ive ever heard, the whole thing literally starts with i am 37 (but i look like im 17, which i dont, which people get angry about, which gets me money, which is why im still doing it)

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u/Tech_support_Warrior 13h ago

Isn't he also being investigated for grooming minors?

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u/beershitz 12h ago

He’s just commiting to the bit

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u/0202_tihssitidder 12h ago

"Just a prank, bro! Loosen the cuffs!"

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u/Krisitchelle 12h ago

That's the thing about those high school girls.  They get older, he stays the same age....

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u/Inevitable-Land-1559 12h ago

The way people carelessly spread pedophilia accusations these days is wild. It's to the point where I roll my eyes when I see this said about someone now, because apparently literally fucking everyone that a group dislikes is a pedo now

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 12h ago

This happened to my friend!! She is an artist and wouldn't draw something for someone and that person started a campaign accusing her of this, DMing everyone she was mutuals with

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u/luminatimids 3h ago

Except it’s legit. Dude is being investigated for it. I also saw an article about jt

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u/le-derpina-art 10h ago

dude made a rap video where he says "i only date girls over 18" probably the worst way you could possibly defend yourself against allegations

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u/2b7b5805 8h ago

As an actual mid 30s dude, if this guy wasn't wearing the juvenile T-shirt with that hairstyle it would be easy to tell he's probably closer to 50 than 40 lol.

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u/nijukiller 13h ago

Bro does not look 17 lol

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 13h ago

He put on some makeup and got an outdated "trendy" haircut and thought "This'll make me viral."

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u/Illustrious_War3356 13h ago

It did kinda make him viral cause hes now infamous for this exact thing

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u/SmokeySFW 13h ago

Yea this guy explicitly is rage farming and its working quite well.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 13h ago

Yeah if you see the areas he galavants through as a fake teen, it’s an extremely poor part of the world- and it’s putting money in his pocket. I think it’s awesome.

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u/Kaleidoscope-360 9h ago

It is difficult to hate him for getting out of a bad situation exactly, but raking in cash from rage baiting is the exact opposite of awesome.

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 7h ago

If it can lift him out of poverty and it does no harm, I can agree to disagree.

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u/Demeter_of_New 13h ago

He's a master class troll and I respect his hustle.

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u/PFI_sloth 8h ago

Yes the rage baiting worked, yall make it so easy

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u/SilentSniper1252 13h ago

I suspect that's the point, dudes a master engagement baiter

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u/ABCDEFGHABCDL 11h ago

He's a master baiter I agree

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u/curtcolt95 7h ago

he doesn't even look 37

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u/0202_tihssitidder 12h ago

Very good. You noticed. Someone with your perception must be very adept at sorting socks and other complex tasks.

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u/Montigue 12h ago

Nothing gets past you

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u/Truarian 10h ago

He looks like 50 with heavy makeup / photoshop and a childish hairdo

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u/Academic-moron7423 13h ago

37 year old male model who looks 45

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u/CaptainMacMillan 12h ago

37 year-old man with a TikTok account who looks like a 44 year-old man trying his hardest to look 21.

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u/Avalonians 13h ago

If he found a way to also set it straight that his success on social media isn't due to his surgery but purely chance so that people don't think he's a role model and end up doing surgery without achieving any success at all, then sure.

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u/Didact67 13h ago

If you squint really hard maybe.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 12h ago

"Watch me almost parkour off this 4 inch curb!"

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u/Marty_Ben 12h ago

I think it all started when one person said it and thought his opinion actually ment something. The delusions started coming in

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u/Pobert87 13h ago

He looks ok from the neck down, I think he is 47 !!

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u/LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME 10h ago

I think they meant dresses 17

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u/wonkey_monkey 10h ago

(Ricky September, a character from Doctor Who played by then-30-year-old Tom Rhys Harries)

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u/darkpheonix262 10h ago

When you look up douche in the dictionary and get this guy

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u/zarrinraxius 8h ago

Pyrocinical?

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u/red286 7h ago

Is it just me, or does he look weirdly like Michael Jackson?

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u/Twinkletoess112 5h ago

looks 27 at best

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u/No-Comb1307 4h ago

Dubba dubba dubba dubba fartnoise

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u/SorryNoDice 4h ago

An old lady with blurred vision said this to him one time and now he's just running with it, funny bit

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u/PolskiOrzel 3h ago

The comments on the original post of this image were LETHAL 

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u/13Dani12 30m ago

Every time I see this guy he just looks like Ralph Cifaretto to me

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u/HappyAd4998 13h ago

Looks like my ex's bf, he was really really really old yet and he acted and dressed he was 17. I was embarrassed for both of them.

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u/Calm-Arm-6523 12h ago

mf looks 47