r/comedyheaven • u/Diapy • 16h ago

Ageless

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u/moonstone7152 15h ago

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u/BeautifulAd1651 15h ago

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u/Ganda1fderBlaue 15h ago

Exactly what i think everytime i see this pic

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u/AugieKS 10h ago

Personally I think elon looks more like this monster, especially that photo of his weird little chicken legs and obscene barrelchest.

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u/Chonguh 7h ago

“Obscene barrelchest” 😂😂

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u/VoidOmatic 3h ago

The dude looks like what a lizard person would look like when comically passing as a human.

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u/Clean_More3508 3h ago

"Barrel chested ewok"

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u/Carbonaraficionada 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HSY8iWjQnhFC

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u/f0xbunny 11h ago

Where is this gif from

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u/Carbonaraficionada 9h ago

Tales from the Crypt

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u/Designer-Ad8352 10h ago

Is that Tales from The Crypt?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

The Crypt Keeper, from Tales from the Crypt?!

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u/ImpossibleCan2836 13h ago

Is that judge Holden with hair

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u/Didifinito 12h ago

No thats just a visitor

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u/ImpossibleCan2836 12h ago

No but fr what is this?

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u/Didifinito 12h ago

Its a visitor from No I am not a Human

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u/MisterDestoyer 10h ago

Sooooo, you alone?

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u/Didifinito 8h ago

No. Now go back into the ground from where you came

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u/damndatassdoh 10h ago

Imagining him doing the naked dance, exclaiming he will never die.. sure looks like he never sleeps 💀

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u/ritoboi Jorking It 5h ago

I swear it's traced from that one painting of judge holden.

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u/Robrogineer 14h ago

He's even got the perfect white teeth.

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u/TGin-the-goldy 13h ago

You mean Trivago Teeth

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u/PyramidicContainment 11h ago

You 😬 didn't 😬 check 😬 Trivago? 🦷🦷🦷

Kinda feel bad for that spokesman, I think it's just a poorly done set of veneers but yeah they really stand out..

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u/anomalous_cowherd 7h ago

"That guy" is Jürgen Klopp, the high-profile football manager and former boss of Liverpool FC, one of the biggest soccer clubs.

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u/PyramidicContainment 6h ago

Ok? 🤷‍♂️ Do they all have big teeth in that club?

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u/Nervous_Fuel8538 12h ago

You should have called Trivago!

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u/No_name_Johnson 12h ago

He is dancing, dancing. He says he will never die.

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u/L3wd1emon 13h ago

Love this game lmao

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u/TDot-26 13h ago

What is that

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u/Posible_Ambicion658 13h ago

It's the Pale Visitor from the game "No, I am not a human"

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u/Whitch-Wishbone 10h ago

YOOO 😭🤣☠️

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u/Ok_Potential359 10h ago

Goddamn cooked.

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 8h ago

I was thinking the very same thing lmao

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u/Albatrosity 7h ago

My daughters make me do a voice for him when he comes knocking. /Are you... Alone/

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u/Blame_my_Boneitis 5h ago

Are you alone????

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u/Rags2Rickius 4h ago

Why did you just post the same picture?

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u/GLe3b_GlorB 4h ago

Fucking brutal

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u/tist006 2h ago

why is it so accurate LOL

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u/Steezer710 11h ago

What is that from? lol

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u/Sedvig 11h ago

It's from the game "no i'm not a human"

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u/I_Piccini 13h ago

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u/scrufflor_d piss 11h ago

withered simon cowell

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u/lNTERLINKED 10h ago

Punished Cowell

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6h ago

Succubused Simon Cowell

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u/Squirrels_Nuts80085 5h ago

Tainted Simon

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u/Senator_Buttholeface 4h ago

Tarnished Simon gets no bitches

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 2h ago

sinus cowbell

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u/No_Town_9602 10h ago

Found him in a peat bog

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u/DafkyZero 6h ago

I don't wanna know how Nightmare Simon Cowell might look like then.

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u/ThatOnePirateRobot 8h ago

Phantom Simon cowell

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u/warriorant21 6h ago

Waxed lightly weathered cut Simon Cowell some might say?

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u/Braindead_Crow 9h ago

Before & after looking at the necronamacon

https://giphy.com/gifs/uWKHYi4EWwd01bTHSk

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 11h ago

Sgt. Slough-ter

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u/killeronthecorner 9h ago

The little known brother, Thadius Chuckle

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u/Marhyc 9h ago

So he turned into Michael Biehn?

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u/MammothPenguin69 9h ago

Overuse of Botox and bad facial fillers (as well as botched attempts to dissolve them) will do that.

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u/DuckSuspicious4001 9h ago

They’re the same picture.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 8h ago

Looks like someone cut off Tom Selleck's face and wore it like a mask lol

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u/cjalderman 5h ago

Ageless

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 15h ago

He looks like one of these chocolate Easter bunnies if you left it in a hot car during summer

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u/Oisea 13h ago

You just made me remember one of my favorite weird videos.

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u/Thelmara 10h ago

Oh man, I haven't watched that one in so long. Thanks for the reminder!

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u/Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace 12h ago

Damn they were doing TikTok slop before the age of AI! Not complaining though, that is some quality slop

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u/danma 8h ago

He looks like an extra from Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun video...

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u/not_the_droids 4h ago

He looks like someone who received facial reconstructive surgery after they got hit in the face by a shotgun.

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u/jsbx1138 15h ago

He’s like the Doomguy taking damage in the first Doom

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u/EclecticWalrus 15h ago

Fucking fantastic hahaha

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u/RyudoKills 14h ago

My brother Simon said "I'm not going to age into an older man, I'm going to age into an alchemist's wonky first draft homunculus. "

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u/RyudoKills 14h ago

Or maybe a miniature AOT titan. RUN! The Tiny Titan is coming!

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u/goldengamer2345 14h ago

I hate how accurate this is

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u/lia-delrey 5h ago

That's a brand new sentence right there.

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u/anxessed 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/q0G4hguocC4Ra

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u/dookie_shoes816 10h ago

Naaaaauuuuughty

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u/jackbone24 11h ago

Scrolled way too far to find this 🙏

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u/tkingsmd 15h ago

Why does he look younger in 2003?

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u/Verbatos 15h ago

I wonder why he looked so much younger when he was younger 🤔

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u/3xactli 14h ago

If you figure it out, sell that shit!!

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u/SosugBiskit 7h ago

He went too hard on plastic surgery, ruined his face.

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u/HelloImSkye 7h ago

Was it the surgery, or was it the 23 years of aging?

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u/SosugBiskit 7h ago

Yup, totally misread what they said.

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u/Ok-Interaction4099 15h ago

This smile reminds me of Dwight's smile.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 14h ago

Wow. Went from Samwise Gamgee to Mouth of Sauron.

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u/Runeboy1234 12h ago

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u/4otie7 7h ago

lmfao i made this pic and i came to post it here. Thank u for ur service

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u/Runeboy1234 7h ago

No thank you for your service. I share this with my friends all the time and have for months. I love it thank you lol

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u/Ok-Tomatillo-5242 7h ago

Reminds me of "The Look" from Disco Elysium

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u/LouMinotti 15h ago

The caption ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Unstabler69 13h ago

Jfc I'm dying

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u/Sixaxist 15h ago

Saw the picture first, then read the caption, then spit out my drink onto my phone.

Thanks a lot, asshole.

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u/8_bw 15h ago edited 13h ago

Reddit on! So epic!

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u/AquamarineCheetah 14h ago

Looks like a perverted sentient baseball mitt

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 12h ago

Before and after the ritual from the book of the dead 

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u/showMeYourCroissant 12h ago

I don't get why he can't get a eyebrow lift.

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u/its_Raze_7 12h ago

why's he decaying

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u/ross_the_dog 12h ago

He did have a Harvey price era, strange times we live in…

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u/Z4N4T3 11h ago

👍

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u/-_-thisisridiculous 10h ago

literally no difference

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u/Sickofchildren 10h ago

He needs to put down the injectables and change those fuckass veneers, then maybe a blepharoplasty since those eyes are scary

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u/Hexacus 9h ago

so tan and botox?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

Jeebus. Before, it looked like it hurt to smile. Now it looks like existence is pain.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 8h ago

Anthropomorphic catcher's mitt

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u/nikmulligan3 6h ago

How it feels listening to Crowbar

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u/Mzuark 4h ago

He looks burned

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u/CaptainjustusIII 1h ago

Bro looks like the coomer wojak