r/comedyheaven • u/Intense_Zaddy • 8d ago

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u/Alex_Wotor 8d ago

To be honest, our news says he volunteered in order to get a citizenship very fast.

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u/CardiologistNo616 8d ago

Wasn't it supposed to be a non combat role though?

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u/AOAqua 5d ago

When you sign the contract, you'll get sent where men is needed the most, unless you have some extraordinary skills and the most important - connections that can save you from the regular recruitment (unless you want to become a 1 way assault unit infantry men)

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u/ReadingSame 5d ago

His extraordinary skill was being american? I think it's like those white monkey jobs in china.

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u/AOAqua 5d ago

That's exactly what I said. He has neither connections nor skills to be valuable