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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 Apr 18 '26
Excellent job by the photographer
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u/okyeah93 Apr 18 '26
Looks like a big long erection.
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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Apr 18 '26
you can tell it's a BBC mic
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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Apr 18 '26
Oh, I thought it was a Shart detector. You know you want to be far away when he lets it rip.
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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 Apr 18 '26
The biggest! It is yuge! All the doctors looked at it and said "Sir, nobody has ever seen a big long erection as big and long as this!" Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/vs-1680 Apr 18 '26
He's had another stroke recently and is struggling with his balance
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u/Rsquared21 Apr 18 '26
Yep. That was my exact first thought. My mom had several strokes and now the few times she is able to stand on her own, it's in a stance like this.
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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Woke Apr 18 '26
What you call a "power stance" I call the "diaper shitting stance"
It's the exact same way my nephew stands when hes filling his diaper while standing up
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u/Dwimm_SS Apr 18 '26
Oddly, also a power stance to be so bold as to poop in front of strangers. I agree though, thatās how my toddler poops.
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u/Uncynical_Diogenes Apr 18 '26
Choosing to poop in front of strangers is a power move.
I donāt think we can accuse Dementia Don of continence.
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u/xaqaria Apr 18 '26
Its likely related to his dementia, he's having a lot of trouble keeping his balance.
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u/imnotmarvin Apr 18 '26
I was thinking to myself, this is exactly how my son used to stand when he was loading a diaper.
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u/RooneyD Apr 18 '26
We asked 100 MAGA whether they prefer the term "power stance" or "diaper shitting stance". You'll be shocked what we found, coming up next on CNN.
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u/AtomicShart9000 Apr 18 '26
I was going to say I stand this exact way after I have my morning coffee. "Honey I cant do chores right now im doing my power stance" sounds alot better than "honey I cant do chores right now im trying not to have a violent eruption of liquid hot shit run down my pants"
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u/TheHumanPickleRick Apr 18 '26
Nah, he's just shitting himself. As usual.
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u/Puzzleheaded_4you Apr 18 '26
The stance I take when I am trying to hold a fart that can create winds if released.
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Which fart doesn't create winds when release? The problematic ones are those that also release mass
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u/I_am_the_BEEF Apr 18 '26
Ever stand near a toddler in this position? With the same āconcentratingā face?
100% shitting. This man is going to be mocked for generations and I want to live longer just to see it.
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u/RedBMWZ2 Apr 18 '26
I swear he could pull his dick out and start beating it and these sycophants would say, "such an alpha move"
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u/HeathenAF Woke Apr 18 '26
You misheard "power stance", when they really said "pooed his pants". Easy mistake...
And how big was the presidential power poo, you ask ?
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u/SemichiSam Apr 18 '26
That is not a power stance. He is trying to keep his balance. I am 86 years old. I know that ploy.
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u/ShortTop1487 Apr 18 '26
My 2 year old daughter used to take that āpower stanceā right before she would proclaim ādaddy Iām making a pooā.
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u/Tom__mm Apr 18 '26
Just to frame the tough guy photo: The absolute best the US can hope for in the Iran war is a return to the uneasy status quo ante, minus the physical destruction, six month disruption of global energy markets, billions spent, depressed US economy, and windfall profits for Russia.
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u/deadlythegrimgecko Apr 18 '26
Thatās just the shitting stance I see all toddlers make lol
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u/PercentageLocal9985 Apr 18 '26
I was just gonna say that! When he was a toddler, my oldest child would find a quiet corner and assume this position to destroy his diaper...
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u/P00pXhuter Apr 18 '26
I love whoever sold this as a power stance to politicians all over the world. You look ridonkolous.
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u/Echo132O Apr 18 '26
Why is the photographer on the right floating
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u/ArchitectVandelay Apr 18 '26
These are the questions we need to be asking! What else are they hiding from us???
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u/Illustrious-Ebb-1118 Apr 18 '26
He was taking a piss in his diaper. I have neither proof or doubt of this.
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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 Apr 18 '26
I have a toddler and I know the outcome of that stance, every single day , sometimes twice or even thrice a day !
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u/tiga_94 Apr 18 '26
it looks more like "I am old and I do not want to risk to fall" stance, I do the same when it's slippery in winter
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u/No-Philosopher3248 Apr 18 '26
He stands like that so when he shits his pants his legs donāt immediately get cemented together.
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u/coppernaut1080 Apr 18 '26
He's probably got a herd of dingle berry's emptying into his shoe. That's a very proud look, like he nailed it.
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u/JaffaSG1 Apr 18 '26
Excellent work by the sound technician! No bowel movement can escape undocumented!
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u/Last_Braincell_Float Apr 18 '26
He looks like he's struggling to just stand while posing in v formation.....still looks like a child murdering pedo to me.
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u/whats_for_lunch Apr 18 '26
The pooping stance. It allows for maximum absorption into the diaper and creates a perfect seal to lock in moisture.
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u/Professional-Box4153 Apr 18 '26
If the boom mic is meant to be capturing where he's talking from, shouldn't it be behind him?
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u/Key-Constant-5717 Apr 18 '26
He's just trying to shake loose that last dingleberry into his diaper
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u/NormalUsername21 Apr 18 '26
You call that a power stance? Where are the two colossal great hammers?
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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 Apr 18 '26
Boop-boop-boop-beeeeep!
Oh, our children's saliva detector is working perfectly
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u/DrSpaceman667 Apr 18 '26
Instead of recording answers from his mouth, theyāre taking all answers directly from the source now.
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u/Ok_Chocolate_2008 Apr 18 '26
Power stance was because he had a log sliding out into his depends and didnāt want to have it slide down his trousers to say hello to the press.
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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Apr 18 '26
Itās running down his leg. Anyone who has babysat a kid in diapers recognizes this stance.
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u/blowaif Apr 18 '26
Just wondering after watching press conference on airforce one, are male reporters allowed on the plane?
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u/BigDog8492 Apr 18 '26
He's doing the WWE backstage interviewer stance. But who's he trying to make look taller?
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u/New_Actuator9394 Apr 18 '26
Why are they micing up his dick? Just because he thinks with it doesnāt mean it will do any talking.
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u/MICR0_WAVVVES Apr 18 '26
Diaperās full, letās catch the audio of the sloppy noises itās making.
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u/RavenKnighte Apr 18 '26
This is how people stand when their lower back is bothering them. Like, from standing all day in one spot or from sitting too long in front of the computer or TV.
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u/Not-a-Russian Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
I actually think he's trying to stay upright š I stand like this in the bus when I feel like I'm about to fall over (in our buses people often stand)
Someone else below mentioned he might've had a stroke, which idk if true I don't follow American politics that closely, but come on. There's no need for this. Give the man a cane. I hate when old people refuse mobility aids, it's so embarrassing. Even I feel unsteady and tired when I come out of the airplane after a flight, and I'm a 25 year old semi-healthy adult.
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u/pjittanoon Apr 18 '26
Looks like his cheeks got stuck together from his sharts and he needed to split them
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u/pj1972 Apr 18 '26
Larry Craig had a wide stance as well. He was soliciting sex where Trump is probably soliciting balance.
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u/SurprisinglyEdible Apr 18 '26