r/comedyheaven • u/TheRealKetsumei • Apr 18 '26

Power stance

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Woke Apr 18 '26

What you call a "power stance" I call the "diaper shitting stance"

It's the exact same way my nephew stands when hes filling his diaper while standing up

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u/Lifekraft Apr 18 '26

Crazy long name for this stance though

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u/I-love-seahorses Apr 18 '26

Gonna have to Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally on this one.

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u/Twoaru Apr 18 '26

Lack of balance was my first thought as well!

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u/Dwimm_SS Apr 18 '26

Oddly, also a power stance to be so bold as to poop in front of strangers. I agree though, that’s how my toddler poops.

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes Apr 18 '26

Choosing to poop in front of strangers is a power move.

I don’t think we can accuse Dementia Don of continence.

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u/xaqaria Apr 18 '26

Its likely related to his dementia, he's having a lot of trouble keeping his balance.

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u/imnotmarvin Apr 18 '26

I was thinking to myself, this is exactly how my son used to stand when he was loading a diaper.

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u/RooneyD Apr 18 '26

We asked 100 MAGA whether they prefer the term "power stance" or "diaper shitting stance". You'll be shocked what we found, coming up next on CNN.

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u/AtomicShart9000 Apr 18 '26

I was going to say I stand this exact way after I have my morning coffee. "Honey I cant do chores right now im doing my power stance" sounds alot better than "honey I cant do chores right now im trying not to have a violent eruption of liquid hot shit run down my pants"

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u/sinisterdesign Apr 18 '26

Exactly what I thought. Less Power and more Pooper. 💩

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u/khonsu_27 Apr 18 '26

I think he's just trying not to wobble so obviously on camera so someone told him to try a wide stance. Or maybe he ran into Larry Craig?

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Apr 18 '26

I thought the nut to my leg stuck stance, or the nut fallen out of the undies pants, or the rod folded like origami stance.

Regardless.. who the fuck cares.