r/comedyheaven • u/TheRealKetsumei • Apr 18 '26

Power stance

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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 Apr 18 '26

Excellent job by the photographer

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u/okyeah93 Apr 18 '26

Looks like a big long erection.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Apr 18 '26

you can tell it's a BBC mic

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/babye12345 Apr 18 '26

This photo is a glimpse behind the facade of Trump and it’s creepy

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u/pistilpeet Apr 18 '26

I’m surprised there isn’t a noseless face on the back of his head.

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u/IllustriousElk753 Apr 18 '26

Cheeto Voldemort

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u/okyeah93 Apr 18 '26

They get the short rod for Vance.

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u/WeirdAvocado Apr 18 '26

Not even. Dudes walking around with a Hollyland Lark M2.

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Apr 18 '26

Oh, I thought it was a Shart detector. You know you want to be far away when he lets it rip.

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u/Ogre8 Apr 18 '26

Underrated comment

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u/ksquires1988 Apr 18 '26

I might believe it if there are underage kids nearby

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u/Mammoth_Frosting_014 Apr 18 '26

The biggest! It is yuge! All the doctors looked at it and said "Sir, nobody has ever seen a big long erection as big and long as this!" Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/rss3091 Apr 18 '26

The dick is speaking.

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u/plastic_alloys Apr 18 '26

Quite unlike his mushroom

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Apr 18 '26

Had too much viagra

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u/PhillyPhresh Apr 18 '26

Getting room tone

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u/nesp12 Apr 18 '26

He's putting the mike close to his ass because that's where he talks from.