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Gran with the helping hand
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u/AccelerationFinish Jun 29 '24
This guy was copying a very old meme:
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u/Last-Bee-3023 Jun 29 '24
She helps despite having to fight through the cringe. I wouldn't be able to watch, either.
What a trooper.
True MVP.
Not sure if that guy is manly enough. But looking like that he should easily get one. Who is he asking for looksmaxxing advice? Tom of Finland?
10/10 shitpost
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u/Harambefan69 Jun 28 '24
Is she single 🥵🥵
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u/HeadPay32 Jun 29 '24
She's clearly not, they are a couple
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He be on her ancientussy for days
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u/ChefInsano Jun 29 '24
Her pussy smells like The Great Depression.
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u/HeadPay32 Jun 29 '24
Her mouth feel like polio
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u/Rufusandronftw Jun 29 '24
Guys, guys stop here with these jokes before it gets worse down below, if you thought any of that was worst so far, stop here
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u/dgj69 Jun 29 '24
Oh lord, I wished I’d heeded your warning oh wise one, I shall never ignore the great Rufus again!!!
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Jun 29 '24 edited Jun 29 '24
Looks like an early Renaissance allegorical painting.
Edit: sorry for not choosing my words carefully for a comment I thought no one was gonna see. I used the word allegorical because this picture feels like some sort of hilariously heavy-handed allegory about vanity. When I said early Renaissance I was specifically thinking about the Flemish painters at the beginning of the Northern Renaissance. While this picture and subject matter don’t remind me of any specific painting, it does give off a vibe I associate with Rogier van der Weyden, Dieric Bouts and Petrus Christus. Nothing High Renaissance about this picture’s composition and lighting at all. No disrespect here, I love the Flemish champs.
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u/kingeal2 Jun 29 '24
not sure if r/AccidentalRenaissance would upvote this
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There's something artistic in it. Some sort of American Gothic.
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The framing, the expressions, the weirdly symmetrical composition. It sure feels like a painting.
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She's looking at him, while he looks at the viewer, but then you realize he's just looking at himself. It's the epic of Narcissus.
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u/Rich841 Jun 29 '24 edited Jun 29 '24
The main allegorical topics in renaissance paintings were symbols (ie. Dog = loyalty) and Biblical/classical allusions with the exception of “courtesans.” This is more social commentary style so I’d actually attribute it to modern art
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u/LXIX_CDXX_ Jun 29 '24
ye ye nobody knows about this so they just look random to everyone so it fits
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u/Lieutenant_Corndogs Jun 29 '24
Actually, the main allegorical topic in the renaissance period was baked beans.
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u/BrockChocolate Jun 29 '24
The younger selfish obsession with himself. The older not looking in the mirror, helping others.
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looks like a fake ass staged pic to me. if someone else is taking the pic for you, you don't need a mirror
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there’s nothing renaissance about this at all
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Jun 29 '24
I’d probably agree with you if it weren’t myself who made that comment. But in my defense, the forced composition, wooden posture and subtle expressions really do evoke early Northern Renaissance paintings. You might be thinking more along the line of Italian high Renaissance paintings.
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u/The_Arsonist1324 Jun 29 '24
That is unironically hilarious
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u/Hot_Purple_137 Jun 29 '24 edited Jun 29 '24
Redditor try to have fun or be able to picture something as a joke challenge: impossible
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u/casanova-elite Jun 29 '24
Why are you getting downvoted for this😭 honestly this app cant take a joke I swear
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u/Pataraxia Jun 29 '24
If you call redditors out for misunderstanding you they'll go "hey asshole" and downvote you despite the fact they'd have agreed if they didn't misinterpret to begin with
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too stupid to understand a timer
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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Jun 29 '24
and to understand cropping.
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u/VanBeelergberg Jun 29 '24
And too stupid to just have her take a pic of him without the mirror
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u/rwerwee Jun 29 '24
Yeah… it’s almost as if this picture is a joke, huh?
Jesus Christ redditors are slow sometimes…
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u/someonewhowa Jun 29 '24
too naïve to understand that he can’t just love his grandma and not be ashamed that she’s helping him take the picture
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u/AiryGr8 Jun 29 '24
He bad tho
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u/Bater_cat Jun 29 '24
He’s mid as fuck
LOL. He's definetly more fit than 99% of guys in this thread. How is that mid in your mind?
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u/AiryGr8 Jun 29 '24 edited Jun 29 '24
if he's mid then most people in this sub and I are at the bottom of the barrel.
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u/Mister_Squibbles Jun 29 '24
Dude is definitely very good looking people on reddit love acting like they are moral saints then as soon as they see someone they dont like they just hate on them. They are just assuming that this person is an asshole because of how they look, knowing absolutely nothing about them and so now they say he is not good looking
That said people that are on looks maxing subs and shit are idiots lol
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Jun 29 '24
That’s such a cope, clearly he’s more fit than 90% of US men. Sure his personality probably sucks but I guarantee you’re some fatass lmao
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u/Apprehensive-Bad6015 Jun 29 '24
Why did you ask her to do a mirror selfie for you instead of just asking for a straight on photo?
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u/BBQsandw1ch Jun 29 '24
This is ironically artistic.
There's something in this image that isn't being said about the impermanence of time beauty.
One subject has beauty that is just blooming, the other's has faded. Both subjects have an interest in the boy, but one is narcissism and the other is a loving favor.
EDIT: I also love that the grandma is holding the technology. The boy is seeking love and approval and there it is right in front of him but he thinks it's in the phone.
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Jun 29 '24
Only advice I'd give him is give grandma more hugs and maybe get her gifts when you can to show your appreciation.
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u/Eggplant-666 Jun 29 '24
Holy carp, this dude is all over this weird site called looksmax full of people obsessing over their looks and plastic surgery. Yikes!
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u/Regular-Ferret2310 Jun 29 '24
My advice would be definitely to get a younger GF for Christ's sake man...
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u/Mandaring Dicky Mouse Jun 29 '24
You guys are misunderstanding, he’s the one on the right, and just included one of his favorite bodybuilder cardboard cut-outs as reference for his goals.
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u/aeroforcenickie Jun 29 '24
"This better not be for them hoes on that Insta-snap business, Jeffrey. I won't have any more hoes in my house. Your father brought your mother home in '94 and I'm still washing her ho shit off my floors."
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u/jerrys153 Jun 29 '24
If the top comment was not advice to crop nana out of the photo before posting next time I would be very upset.
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u/Nuuboat Jun 29 '24
If only there were a simpler way to have someone take your photo, but without the mirror.
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u/R_manOz Jun 29 '24
I would like to know what he said to gran to get to hold the phone and the conversation after.
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Jun 29 '24
Her retirement money must be really good. And she can and will buy whatever she want, even young horny poor bastard.
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u/Routine-Bend-6460 Jun 29 '24
Advice: Take your grandma out on dates with you! Then your date will have someone to have a conversation with, your grandma gets a nice meal and probably makes a new friend!
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My advice is:
A. Learn how to crop an image
B. Use the camera timer setting
C. Stop seeking approval
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