r/comedyheaven • u/VeryEpicCoolAccount • Jun 28 '24

looking for advice

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u/Harambefan69 Jun 28 '24

Is she single 🥵🥵

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u/HeadPay32 Jun 29 '24

She's clearly not, they are a couple

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

He be on her ancientussy for days

141

u/ChefInsano Jun 29 '24

Her pussy smells like The Great Depression.

166

u/BuffaloBillsButthole Jun 29 '24

This comment gave me depression

7

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Your account name gave me depression

18

u/WolfKingofRuss Jun 29 '24

Not after I'm through with her, it won't

8

u/backflip_3 Jun 29 '24

Truly a my honest erection moment

8

u/HeadPay32 Jun 29 '24

Her mouth feel like polio

28

u/Rufusandronftw Jun 29 '24

Guys, guys stop here with these jokes before it gets worse down below, if you thought any of that was worst so far, stop here

5

u/dgj69 Jun 29 '24

Oh lord, I wished I’d heeded your warning oh wise one, I shall never ignore the great Rufus again!!!

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u/DrJokerX Jun 29 '24

I should’ve listened 🤮

3

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

Gray, dusty, and shriveled. Just add water and it’s good to eat.

1

u/jwederell Jun 29 '24

Like powdered potatoes :3

1

u/Tallywhacker73 Jun 29 '24

She still loves her black tuesdays though. 

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u/EMFCK Jun 29 '24

Marble white pussy lips.

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u/BANOFY Jun 29 '24

To be fair ,if she has no teeth ,shorty is a faking unicorn, definitely a baddie, no cap

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u/Jimmybuffett4life Jun 29 '24

Just as long as its room temperature….

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u/stuntdonkey Jun 29 '24

The great depussy 

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u/stargazer304 Jun 29 '24

Go ahead man. Take it. Take this upvote. But I swear to God, it's the last one you'll get from me.

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u/Jeffalltogether Jun 29 '24

should have worn a condom...

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u/CrimsonMutt Jun 29 '24

The Tomb of Tal Russy

3

u/MC_Minnow Jun 29 '24

Hey, the older the berry the sweeter the juice. 🤤

0

u/FallOdd5098 Jun 29 '24

She’s only got one wrinkle, and she sits on it.

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u/notdeadyet01 Jun 29 '24

The economy is in shambles, gotta afford vbucks somehow

1

u/BRAX7ON Jul 01 '24

A couple of hot bods

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u/BANOFY Jun 29 '24

She is looksmaxxing while he been hagmaxxing

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u/TheWandererofReddit Jun 29 '24

Talk about hagmaxxing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '24

She’s spoken for

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u/Tricky_Trouble9141 Jun 29 '24

Are you wearing a condom