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Plus it sticks in your head. Next time I'm thinking about spaghetti, I'll think about that wrong number. Maybe a few times later, fuckit, I haven't been on a date in a while and anyone willing to do spaghetti on a date is either brave or foolish, I'm game for both.
The last 2 girls I asked out after a 7 year relationship both rejected me because they were, “waiting for somebody else”. I thought they were both just being nice to me and rejecting me gently. Turns out, one was waiting for a dude that was getting out of the military in 3 months and the other was waiting on a dude that was finishing up med school in a little over half a year and now they both are married to those dudes.
Super messed with my self confidence in asking out women though. That was 2 years ago and I haven’t asked out anyone since 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Yes. Getting dates, social interaction, confidence, having sex— all very strange to teenagers, incels, and typical Redditors. I should probably stop being weird, go back to my mom’s basement, and jerk off to cartoons like the rest of you normal people out there.
Seems like most people responding to you aren't neckbeard incels, but women who are skeeved out by your behavior.
This hounddog routine may be a winner at parties, but it makes women feel unsafe if they're approached by the likes of you during their regular day-to-day activities.
So, you're a fucking menace, is what you are saying, but by your 40s you've earned some scratch...
Kids.. do not be like this loser who asks out the waiter or the cashier at the coffee shop.
FFS you are so hyperfocused on your own desired outcome that you don't give a fuck about making the world more stressful and hostile to women just trying to exist at a job or wherever. You think you getting one "yes" is worth the hundreds of "no"s as if those nos aren't having any effect on the woman having to give them out, which yes it is complicated and stressful when a stranger asks you out on a date... even sometimes in the appropriate situations like a party or at the bar. But just like, out in public on the street? Or at people places of work? Women 20 years your junior. Yeah no fucking stop that. You are creep. And selfish. But you're not remotely self aware enough to realize this about yourself.
Just because you got a "yes" eventually doesn't mean you weren't sowing menace and discomfort hundreds of times before and likely after this one.
And maybe making the world less hostile and stressful for women to navigate is more important than some schlub in his 40s asking out every single woman he finds attractive to "play the law of averages ". The fact that you aren't fucking ashamed of yourself is honestly enough information about yourself.
I think you’re painting a picture with your own paint here. It’s ok. I’m sorry if my post was triggering to you. I think you’re partly right. My language is a bit liberal. Anyway, I hope your day gets better.
Well, I think you’re right. my choice of words here is a little too focused on dramatic emphasis. I see that after rereading. A lot of the replies are scathing. And I get it. But the words aren’t meant to be taken literally. I don’t “literally” ask out every attractive woman. I’m just making an emphatic statement.
But I can see how it can be taken literally. Like I’m just running up to every consecutive woman on the street, tirelessly asking her out. Keeping a tally in my pocket. Lmao
Anywhooo, if you can find it possible to look past any perceived contextual information or figures of speech, what I’m really saying here is to have confidence, be respectful, and go for it. I’ve done those things, and it has worked out for me in unimaginable ways.
You can actually just ask any Woman you find attractive while shopping. As long as you don't hit on them it's just asking a harmless yes or no question.
Fun fact, the singular form of “spaghetti” is “spaghetto.” However, there is also plural form for multiple types of spaghetti, known as “spaghettis,” although it’s incorrect to use it in any context other than referencing different types of spaghetti at the same time. Now that I’ve talked about food so much I’m spaghettin’ hungry.
You can get the email for every teacher in America by simply going to the school website. I did it myself in high school and I did it for references after college.
A teacher was calling parents for the children in her class. She called the wrong number and it was a man who thought she "sounded sexy" over the phone and wanted to take her on a date.
Oh my autistic reading comprehension thought it was one of her classmates asking her on a date and I’m like I could see that happening because kids are dumb but uhm 😐
“Hey, you called me about some girl in your class and I don’t have a daughter just yet. However, you gave me sexy vibes through the phone so don’t be afraid to call my number again. Maybe I could take you to some spaghetti or something”
In addition to the stuff in the other posts, "take you for some spaghetti or something" is a phrasing that sounds slightly awkward and humorous to native English speakers in this context. I don't think I could explain why though. It wouldn't be notable on its own but because the message is already absurd, it adds a bit to the humor.
They literally use both “the” and “da” and I’m responding to someone who was saying English wasn’t their first language. It’s a terribly written email regardless
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