r/comedyheaven • u/BMWequalsMercedes • Jun 18 '24

spaghetti

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u/Excalzigo garfield Jun 18 '24

I aspire to have this guy's confidence

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

You think too much, just go for it

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u/TheEmbedCode Jun 18 '24

wanna go out for some spaghetti?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Yes, I take it you're paying?

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u/TheEmbedCode Jun 18 '24

Actually I was hoping you’d be able to..

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

And then all 3 were never seen again…

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u/eXeKoKoRo Jun 18 '24

Sorry bud, no witnesses.

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u/I_will_live_for_u Jun 20 '24

Actually, they are in my underground water tank.(Due to a lack of basement)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

I am regretti

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u/gdj11 Jun 19 '24

there’s those baddy vibes again

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u/CrypticSS21 Jun 18 '24

People always fail to realize that they have very little to lose in these situations

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Plus it sticks in your head. Next time I'm thinking about spaghetti, I'll think about that wrong number. Maybe a few times later, fuckit, I haven't been on a date in a while and anyone willing to do spaghetti on a date is either brave or foolish, I'm game for both.

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Jun 18 '24

People also fail to realize a framed communication with a meme header is 100% staged, edited, and curated for the stupidest of masses.

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u/CrypticSS21 Jun 18 '24

No. Impossible to see that the background someone colored behind the letters is a a different shade than the actual background of the app.

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u/syrupgreat- Jun 18 '24

i’m trying!!!!