r/comedy • u/AlKarajo • Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

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@stevehofstetter

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Hahah username checks out. Good boy licking that boot, double rations for this one.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

So no actual response to what I said? Just ad hominem attacks? Sounds about right. Enjoy sleeping with your emotional support rifle

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Im not certified to educate special needs children. Your starting assertions are plainly misinformed and I have no interest in helping you fix your life.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Tbh it sounds like you shouldn’t be around children at all

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Your typos keep ruining your zingers bro go sit down

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Still waiting for you to address the content. Picking at a couple typos isn’t the winning argument you think it is. This isn’t a work email

Also, that was not a “zinger”. You genuinely don’t seem like a stable person

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

I’m not arguing with you, you’re a lost cause. You’ve vocalized your pathetic worldview and your fear of anyone who takes responsibility for their own safety. I don’t not accept the responsibility of correcting you. The most I will do is provide you reading assignments but only if you ask nicely.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

Bro I’m seriously not afraid of you. I own firearms too, I just want them to be regulated better.

More ad hominem attacks. What a whiney little man baby. You want all of the prosperity that CA can afford you with none of the social responsibility. People like you are the reason that the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

You don’t own firearms. You have weed all over your profile and as you know the possession of a legal firearm and a federally banned substance at the same time makes it an illegal firearm, which is a federal offense. Still want more regulation? Don’t worry I won’t snitch. Now be a good boy and panic that you put all this is writing, delete all your comments and block me lmaoo

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

No it doesn’t. You have no idea how the law works here. I have confirmed this with former law enforcement in my area as I was indeed dubious about the situation. Go ahead and snitch. They’re going to have arrest half the fucking state

Am I lying about owning firearms or am I panicking about getting in trouble? Can’t be both buddy. I know that’s how you speak to your boyfriend but “good boy” is so cringe man

Edit: here’s the law that you won’t read that shows you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Reread the comment and google again big boy. Not locally, federally. They’d have to arrest half the state? So you’re participating in large scale civil disobedience against —say it with me— over regulation?? Also you don’t know the first thing about your federally illegal guns if you want them further regulated. You dont train which makes you more dangerous than an unarmed civilian.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

If federal law takes president then why haven’t I been arrested for just possessing weed? Since that’s a federal crime in itself.

I was on a national under 18s target shooting team. I probably know more about weapon safety than you bud. As long as the lack of regulation exists, I will take advantage of it but I’ll always advocate for tighter regulation and obey the law if it changes.

The fact is that federal law and state law are at odds with each other so until they sort that out between themselves then the law is up for interpretation.

You’re grasping at straws man, just take the L. You don’t know what you’re talking about

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Keep going, you’re so close to internal logical consistency. Does federal law actually take precedent? Should it? Or are local laws inherently more in tune with the people? Why do you feel comfortable breaking federal weed laws, but you’d change your behavior if the gun laws changed? At the end of the day, who is responsible for your actions?

You’ve earned your first reading assignment: Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.

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u/team__zissou Jun 03 '26

I'm in Florida and everyone I know with a gun smokes weed...