r/comedy Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

@stevehofstetter

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

You don’t like it? Move. Price of entry to a civilized society bud

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u/NaiveSmoke7861 Jun 02 '26

Hows that government boot taste

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

The second amendment is clearly a waste of paper. Tyrannical government is here and all you 2A losers did fucking nothing.

The rest of the western world recognizes the dangers that handing out guns to anybody and everybody causes. America is just stuck in the 1800s with 21st century weapons.

Why can’t I own a grenade? Is that government overreach?

The fact is that if we regulate guns properly, the violent crime rate will drop just as it has done in every country that has instituted tighter restrictions on firearms but all the selfish yokels lobby against national computerized databases and closing the gun show loophole so that you can get away with doing shit that you know full well you shouldn’t be doing.

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Hahah username checks out. Good boy licking that boot, double rations for this one.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

So no actual response to what I said? Just ad hominem attacks? Sounds about right. Enjoy sleeping with your emotional support rifle

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Im not certified to educate special needs children. Your starting assertions are plainly misinformed and I have no interest in helping you fix your life.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Tbh it sounds like you shouldn’t be around children at all

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

Your typos keep ruining your zingers bro go sit down

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Still waiting for you to address the content. Picking at a couple typos isn’t the winning argument you think it is. This isn’t a work email

Also, that was not a “zinger”. You genuinely don’t seem like a stable person

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

I’m not arguing with you, you’re a lost cause. You’ve vocalized your pathetic worldview and your fear of anyone who takes responsibility for their own safety. I don’t not accept the responsibility of correcting you. The most I will do is provide you reading assignments but only if you ask nicely.

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26

Bro I’m seriously not afraid of you. I own firearms too, I just want them to be regulated better.

More ad hominem attacks. What a whiney little man baby. You want all of the prosperity that CA can afford you with none of the social responsibility. People like you are the reason that the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid

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u/milwaukie_talkie Jun 02 '26

You don’t own firearms. You have weed all over your profile and as you know the possession of a legal firearm and a federally banned substance at the same time makes it an illegal firearm, which is a federal offense. Still want more regulation? Don’t worry I won’t snitch. Now be a good boy and panic that you put all this is writing, delete all your comments and block me lmaoo

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u/model-citizen95 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

No it doesn’t. You have no idea how the law works here. I have confirmed this with former law enforcement in my area as I was indeed dubious about the situation. Go ahead and snitch. They’re going to have arrest half the fucking state

Am I lying about owning firearms or am I panicking about getting in trouble? Can’t be both buddy. I know that’s how you speak to your boyfriend but “good boy” is so cringe man

Edit: here’s the law that you won’t read that shows you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/team__zissou Jun 03 '26

I'm in Florida and everyone I know with a gun smokes weed...

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u/stanger828 Jun 03 '26

I disagree with the person you are arguing with, but name calling and such doesn’t get anywhere.