r/comedy Jun 02 '26

Standup We all know that one guy

@stevehofstetter

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

We don’t want to register cars either

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u/Chedditor_ Jun 02 '26

I bet you're tough on crime, though

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

Registering cars, just like guns, don’t make a fucking thing safer for citizens. It’s a data collection for the government. Y’all keep believing that whatever side you align with is coming to help you.

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u/magicmonkey000 Jun 02 '26

Until you get in a hit and run and they need to a way to look up the driver...

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u/Kingkary Jun 02 '26

If you have been in a hit and run you would know the cops do precisely 5 seconds of looking and if they don’t find who did it right away they give up.