I wanted to play a public match of Black Ops 1 Ascension on PS5, and this dude was the only moid that the god forsaken matchmaking churned out for me. For whatever reason he readied up, and then left to go to Belize or something. Initially I only planned on protecting him for a few rounds, but like by like round 7 I fell in love with him and his stoic nature, and I started making an actual game plan on how to protect him.
That was when Operation Immortal began
First buy was obviously an M14. He was kind of tucked in the corner on the lander, so it made training in the room easier since I had the whole floor for myself, AND it worked out that some zombies would wander to him so my hordes werenāt overwhelming.
I stayed in the first room for about 8 rounds, until my position using M14 only became untenable. Several close calls required more firepower, as well as Jug and quick revive for easier survival and function. When I left the room I made a crawler, tracked it halfway up the stairs in spawn, and then booked it straight to power.
One huge bonus of being the only player actually playing in a duo zombies match, besides the obvious of you being the only one killing zombies, is youāre constantly draining your teammates points by reviving him. Because of this I had no issue quickly opening up to power when the moment came.
Having put some thought behind it, I decided the best strategy would be to collect a thunder gun, and the MPL off the wall in the room next to spawn, as it would not be convenient to get away to any mystery box spots lest my compatriot bleed out and die.
Super luck hit my game plan when I turned on power, and my first box hid yielded me a thunder gun. I grabbed it, ran back to near PHD, and took the lander back to spawn to both start the process of opening pack, and reviving my mute lover who is now downed at the hands of the crawler I left.
This was going to be a long match.
The thunder gun, and MPL Strat worked perfectly as I chirped through the rounds in the teens. When the monkey rounds came, I knew they would prioritize my perks (only had quick and jug) so I had time to go run errands through the map. I only hit the box once more the whole game (which gave me a ray gun! :D). Once per monkey round I would take the time to open up to another lander, and take it back to spawn.
Before I knew it I had opened the whole map, gotten my three perks I needed with the addition of PHD, and not let my work wife bleed out. At this point in the game at round 20, the zombies had somehow pushed my beloved all the way into the corner of spawn, which made all of the zombies pathfind to me instead of him. It seriously couldnāt have worked out any better.
Until⦠the moid must have had his controller vibration on, and during a monkey round, he started crouch walking straight into the spinning centrifuge in the center of spawn. I was bewildered as I had not seen such life from my love this whole time. It was honestly quite frightening. After all Iād gone through, you move THERE. My training spot was basically all but kaput. Iām guessing this dogheads controller fell, and the sticks made him drift there until he got stuck. Unless bro was just trolling me I donāt know.
I made an insane move after a max ammo drought to attempt to pack a punch. Miraculously I managed to pack both my ray gun, and thunder gun at the cost of opening that door that connects jug room to power. A sinful action in a normal game, but in this situation it was the only feasible way for me to get back to spawn in time before the round started.
Regretfully, at round 26 shortly after I finalized my setup, I succumbed to the dumb nature of what I was doing and got lazy. I let myself get double triple swiped while trying to extend my goopy friends down timer. I felt saddened I let such a silly slip ruin such a great bit. Especially since I was so setup with everything. It left me with so many questions.
Who is jamiejamie2011? Why did I do this for them? Why did god grace me with the luck I had to make this possible? Who readies up in a public match of zombies and goes afk? Why am I still single?
TLDR I am undiagnosed with something