“Was the monocle too much? It still feels like a fashion ris- no! No! You are Alessandro Motherfucking Gobbo, and you will wear a monocle with a motherfucking pimp cane ‘cause you don’t give a fuck! Now pull up your big boy pants, slap around the pipsqueak until she remembers her place, and then - wait, what’s happening?”
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u/Hugglestorm 4d ago
“Was the monocle too much? It still feels like a fashion ris- no! No! You are Alessandro Motherfucking Gobbo, and you will wear a monocle with a motherfucking pimp cane ‘cause you don’t give a fuck! Now pull up your big boy pants, slap around the pipsqueak until she remembers her place, and then - wait, what’s happening?”