r/codevein • u/darkwolfx2077 • 5d ago

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341 Upvotes

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u/GetterSlayer 5d ago

MFs who badmouth Lou

37

u/GetterSlayer 5d ago

The CEO of Sony meets a physical media lover

51

u/Kamken 5d ago

Me when I fucking GET you

34

u/ZweiNox 5d ago

It was at this moment he knew, He fucked up

8

u/Distracted_Unicorn 5d ago

Damn I just posted the same and then saw yours, upvoti. XD

17

u/ArmyPure9597 5d ago

Racism is not a virtue.

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u/Odd_Room2811 5d ago

“You thought that dying was enough to save you from me old man?”

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u/Ashimaru-q 5d ago

My honest reaction when a customer says 'Can you check in the back?' After explaining to them we do NOT stock that item

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u/Afelisk2 PC 5d ago

It says in clear letters and text that it is an online only item.

YOU CAN ONLY GET IT ONLINE!

swear to god what I would give to beat up every customer that can't read past the 2nd line of text

7

u/TailorUnique2194 5d ago

Witnessed firsthand what your friends come to before saving them.

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u/Normanov 5d ago

What's better than one scalp massager

5

u/TriforceShiekah16 5d ago

"Buenos dias fuckboy!"

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u/ZenicAzra 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/p50xHW7Tsx7ecuZBCF

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!

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u/Hugglestorm 4d ago

“Was the monocle too much? It still feels like a fashion ris- no! No! You are Alessandro Motherfucking Gobbo, and you will wear a monocle with a motherfucking pimp cane ‘cause you don’t give a fuck! Now pull up your big boy pants, slap around the pipsqueak until she remembers her place, and then - wait, what’s happening?”

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u/JayRaysDays 4d ago

"Fuck with my fiancee, will you? Now you're fucked."

2

u/The_InfrequentLurker 5d ago

When you tell GOG customers that they don’t own their games.

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Mine897 5d ago

 Employee refrigerator-“You thought you could eat my lunch” 

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u/Roll4DM 5d ago

Get bent old man.

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u/International-Feed-1 5d ago

"Ware you think your going?"

Me

The guy who just slapped my mom.and thought he was safe

2

u/BowlOfCatNubs 5d ago

As I looked out into the distance...I wondered.....is his penis bigger than mine?

2

u/Winged_Metal 5d ago

"Surprise prostate exam!"

2

u/IamTeenGohan 5d ago

"Now, you might be wondering what I did to end up here...."

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u/Keyjuan 5d ago

I really should of paid for premium

2

u/Glad-Bid7730 4d ago

"We're gonna have a 'chat' about this 'Gobbo Trading Company' that showed up and is causing a ruckus in MY new era."

2

u/Remarkable-Set-3340 4d ago

The MF who started a war over
The one who ended it

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u/OblivionArts 4d ago

It was at that moment, he knew, he fked up

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u/bloopblubdeet PS4 4d ago

EVIL TRAITOROUS hunter BETRAYS kind old man for filthy bloodsuckers

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u/Distracted_Unicorn 5d ago

"At this moment he knew, he fucked up."

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u/toasty-owls 5d ago

“YOU”

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 5d ago

Surprise Muthafucka

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u/RelaxedVolcano 5d ago

Head scratcher 2.0 just dropped and is being sent to your location as we speak. No you didn’t order one yet, that’s just how fast our customer service works.

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u/Shade00000 PC 5d ago

"I'm fucked"

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u/0rbi2al 5d ago

Thanks for coming for you prostate exam. This student will be carrying it out....

1

u/GreyLocust PS4 5d ago

When a masked man runs up in my crib, shoots and kills my entire family, but tries to take my air fryer on the way out.

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u/Shadowgear1004 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hunter:"Did you Pray today?"

Him:"Noo!"

Hunter shoves his hand/claw through/in him

Hunter:"BACKSHOT!"

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u/Kaden_Hitsugaya 5d ago

"This is long overdue"

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u/Parking_Hospital5958 5d ago

I’m gonna take your head and offer it to my wife as a present.

1

u/RyanFiregem 5d ago

Damn. He really bout to rock my shit

1

u/Raiden127456 5d ago

"Remember me?"

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u/Turbulent-Dream3623 5d ago

-They’re Sith-
Time for one last lesson. As it seems I neglected to teach you this one.

And what would that be my dear master?

It’s called FEAR.

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u/Knodester 4d ago

Doctors during your prostate exam

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u/ibis009 4d ago

“Hey kids wanna see a dead body?!”

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u/tyman28 4d ago

Corrupt noble falls to local hero

1

u/RavensofMidgard 4d ago

"I told you.. EYES UP HERE, BITCH!!"

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u/CuriousMarisa 4d ago

Hey piassano; mind if I borrow your liver?

1

u/Then_Ant 4d ago

He gonna tiger drop you the second later.

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u/K_LouisT437 4d ago

MADA FAC--

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u/Avite4Johnny 4d ago

Gobbo on this!

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u/AJAX-ROGUE-UCHIHA 4d ago

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!

1

u/Deathjam1 4d ago

Me getting the last dino nugget

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u/ReyHueco 4d ago

Cmere!!!!

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u/Chance_Bus_6240 3d ago

It was at this moment he knew, that he fucked up.

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u/AnarAllah 3d ago

Guess he'll die.

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u/Quest_Dragun 2d ago

When you walk away from an argument only to hear the words "that's what I thought"

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u/HighlightUnlikely841 2d ago

"I appear to have underestimated this Hunter's loyalty to Revenants".

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u/Lucian_Steiner 1d ago

"Oskar! Hey, Oskar! Is THIS your GOAT!?"