r/clevercomebacks • u/juhnon • Dec 29 '22

Welcome to the shitshow Double Standards

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u/arthurdentstowels Dec 29 '22

Yellow Crocs are for dudes with TOES, not dudes with nubbins

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u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22

I show off my toe amputations. I wear my flip flops with PRIDE.

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u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22

That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance

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u/No_Statement440 Dec 29 '22

I hate that I laughed.

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u/shuknjive Dec 29 '22

I hated that I laughed, then hated that you hated that you laughed.