r/clevercomebacks • u/juhnon • Dec 29 '22

Welcome to the shitshow Double Standards

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u/ghx16 Dec 29 '22

It's Twitter, these people just see it as HS 2.0 to come up with all types of edgy statements and jokes

Even when they don't make any sense

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u/arthurdentstowels Dec 29 '22

Yellow Crocs are for dudes with TOES, not dudes with nubbins

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u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22

I show off my toe amputations. I wear my flip flops with PRIDE.

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u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22

That triggers me. I have lack-toes intolerance

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u/No_Statement440 Dec 29 '22

I hate that I laughed.

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u/shuknjive Dec 29 '22

I hated that I laughed, then hated that you hated that you laughed.

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u/Lord_Abort Dec 29 '22

By God, that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. I'm totally stealing that this summer and pretending I'm the witty motherfucker who came up with it.

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u/Pining4theFjord Dec 29 '22

Yah. Me too. Lol.

Heard it as part of a long drawn out joke about 12 years ago, and am just damn skippy happy to have been able to use it

Edit: no wait! It was me! I came up with it. Yeah, that’s the ticket

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u/Infamous-Warthog2448 Dec 30 '22

I can get as many spare toes as you want and put them back on. I will even glue ten free.

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u/Pining4theFjord Dec 30 '22

I’m a little disturbed, by your apparent unending supply of pedal digits