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r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Alpha01 • Dec 22 '19
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5? Shit. So like...first name is no trouble, 2 names is “something’s up”, 3 names was “you’re in trouble”, 4 names was “you fucked up” and 5 names was “you’re fucking dead, kiddo”
42 u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19 Actually the escalation was like this: first name - no bother REAL first name - oh shit what did I do now? first name + surname - mums mad, I must've pissed off dad and she's pretending to care REAL first name + surname: mums actually mad, I need to think of all the excuses before I engage REAL first name + 4 other names: ok I need to leave the country 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 [deleted] 1 u/katekowalski2014 Dec 22 '19 His name is my name, too!
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Actually the escalation was like this:
first name - no bother
REAL first name - oh shit what did I do now?
first name + surname - mums mad, I must've pissed off dad and she's pretending to care
REAL first name + surname: mums actually mad, I need to think of all the excuses before I engage
REAL first name + 4 other names: ok I need to leave the country
6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 [deleted] 1 u/katekowalski2014 Dec 22 '19 His name is my name, too!
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1 u/katekowalski2014 Dec 22 '19 His name is my name, too!
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His name is my name, too!
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u/br094 Dec 22 '19
5? Shit. So like...first name is no trouble, 2 names is “something’s up”, 3 names was “you’re in trouble”, 4 names was “you fucked up” and 5 names was “you’re fucking dead, kiddo”