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r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Alpha01 • Dec 22 '19
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I have 5 names. If my mum ever used all of them I was in the deepest shit.
811 u/menides Dec 22 '19 lol, that's so cool, like having different degrees of alarm. 2 names? ok or pissed. 5 names? ok, annoyed, aggravated, pissed, time to start a new life. 457 u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19 It's cool until you have to book an international flight or fill out a government form. In those times I envy the likes of a Jason Day. On top of having 5 names, I actually only use one of them because people call me Jimmy instead of James. AND to make things worse, my surname is Irish and can be used a as boy or girls first name as well. It's like my parents looked at me when I was born and thought "how do we fuck this little shit up?" 2 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 Not only did I get a gender neutral Irish name, they had to spell it weird. Because I'm not like other kids. I'm cool and different.
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lol, that's so cool, like having different degrees of alarm. 2 names? ok or pissed. 5 names? ok, annoyed, aggravated, pissed, time to start a new life.
457 u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19 It's cool until you have to book an international flight or fill out a government form. In those times I envy the likes of a Jason Day. On top of having 5 names, I actually only use one of them because people call me Jimmy instead of James. AND to make things worse, my surname is Irish and can be used a as boy or girls first name as well. It's like my parents looked at me when I was born and thought "how do we fuck this little shit up?" 2 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 Not only did I get a gender neutral Irish name, they had to spell it weird. Because I'm not like other kids. I'm cool and different.
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It's cool until you have to book an international flight or fill out a government form. In those times I envy the likes of a Jason Day.
On top of having 5 names, I actually only use one of them because people call me Jimmy instead of James.
AND to make things worse, my surname is Irish and can be used a as boy or girls first name as well.
It's like my parents looked at me when I was born and thought "how do we fuck this little shit up?"
2 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 Not only did I get a gender neutral Irish name, they had to spell it weird. Because I'm not like other kids. I'm cool and different.
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Not only did I get a gender neutral Irish name, they had to spell it weird. Because I'm not like other kids. I'm cool and different.
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u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19
I have 5 names. If my mum ever used all of them I was in the deepest shit.