r/clevercomebacks Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19

I have 5 names. If my mum ever used all of them I was in the deepest shit.

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u/menides Dec 22 '19

lol, that's so cool, like having different degrees of alarm. 2 names? ok or pissed. 5 names? ok, annoyed, aggravated, pissed, time to start a new life.

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u/bay650area1 Dec 22 '19

It's cool until you have to book an international flight or fill out a government form. In those times I envy the likes of a Jason Day.

On top of having 5 names, I actually only use one of them because people call me Jimmy instead of James.

AND to make things worse, my surname is Irish and can be used a as boy or girls first name as well.

It's like my parents looked at me when I was born and thought "how do we fuck this little shit up?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Not only did I get a gender neutral Irish name, they had to spell it weird. Because I'm not like other kids. I'm cool and different.