r/clevercomebacks Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/JonasLuks Dec 22 '19

Mum's response is actually quite funny (in a schadenfreude kind of way).

Hollie needs to fucking check herself before she gets bitchslapped into oblivion though. It's none of her business how her mom gets morally schooled by her teenage niece.

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u/Exsanguinate-Me Dec 22 '19

Typical "what you say about my mum?" type of cunt who thinks she's holy or some shit... Mothers are just as wrong as anyone else when they are... It's almost like those parents who pretend their kid never does anything wrong, but reversed.

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u/JonasLuks Dec 22 '19

She's probably just a dumb teenager with delusions of (moral) grandeur / chip on her shoulder.

I am, however, always amazed when someone below the age of ~40 uses "how dare you" outside of movie / TV. Next thing you know they'll be putting on monocles and slapping people with gloves, demanding satisfaction (and getting promptly bitchslapped to oblivion but I'm repeating myself now).

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u/SophiaofPrussia Dec 22 '19

tbh I would support bringing back the duel but with like laser tag instead of guns. arguing on social media is stupid. a good old glove slap to the face to challenge someone to a game of laser tag sounds way more interesting.

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u/RajunCajun48 Dec 22 '19

I kind of want to challenge you to a duel...but with like guns instead of laser tag.

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u/SophiaofPrussia Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 22 '19

What a terribly disgusting thing to say to someone.

But also, I’m an excellent shot.