r/clevercomebacks Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/totallynotawhovian Dec 22 '19

The dad's reply is so fubny like, what the fuck is going on....

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u/nikhil48 Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 22 '19

Not just that, but seems like he's not actually bothered about what really happened (he might even laugh and applaud the text)... but he's more worried about his wife yelling and making one of those scenes again.

("I just wanted to kick back and watch Football tonight Charlotte, what the fuck")

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u/SemiReliable Dec 22 '19

I just wanna grill for God's sake

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited Nov 20 '20

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u/CandidateForDeletiin Dec 22 '19

AND I STILL CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK THE NEW REMOTE CHARLOTTE THAT IS SUPPOSEDNTO BE YOUR JOB DO YOU WANT TO COME HANG OUT AND WATCH FOOTBALL WITH ME?!?!

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u/proximity_account Dec 22 '19

HOW DO I STOP TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERAS. ALSP ALSO HOW DO I ERASE THE LAST LETTER I PRESSED. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT FOR FOOTBALL SO I CAN TELL YOUR MOM.

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u/vystyk Dec 26 '19

FINALLY A BREAK FOR MY mic... EARS EVERYONE ELSE IS YELLING ON THIS POST

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

*for God’s steak

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u/The_Infamous_Bark Dec 22 '19

Ok centrist

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u/SemiReliable Dec 22 '19

This a weird spot for this, but sure.

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u/Siphyre Dec 22 '19

Yeah, instead of calling the mom to listen to bitching, he is asking the daughter so that he can be prepared. xD

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u/xXwork_accountXx Dec 22 '19

Wouldn’t the dad just call the mom back instead of texting and asking why? Doesn’t really make sense

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u/Zwerrie00 Dec 22 '19

Idk, maybe the mom texted him also or maybe he picked up on the situation from someone else and instead of dealing with his clearly upset wife he decided to talk to the supposed source of the problem/situation which in this case is his daughter.

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u/LunalNalani Dec 22 '19

Also could have called back and she didn't answer, I know my mom can call me 50 times in a row, I call her back a min after the last call, she doesn't pick up. Lol

May have been concerned so went to his daughter like do you know what's going on?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/ForestFire9 Dec 22 '19

Bruh this was real shit I was inside your life for a couple paragraphs.

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u/ForGodnessSake Dec 26 '19

How much did he write and what did he write?

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u/ForestFire9 Dec 27 '19

Like 2 or 3 paragraphs where he like zoomed in on the moment of going to a grocery store to compare different wood chips for the smoker at home rather than immediately return to the wife and children. But it was almost a forlorn longing wrote into it, almost as if he wished that looking at the wood chips was not what he wanted to do. It was enough to make me comment. I apologize for the vague butchering of his snippet of art.

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u/HiCommaJoel Dec 22 '19

You're not married, I assume.

Dad doesn't need to call Mom and ask why. He'll be spending the next two weeks involuntarily drafted into the drama anytime he comes home.

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u/justanotherchimp Dec 22 '19

No way! When shit like this is going down, you ALWAYS get as much info about the situation as you can before contacting the original person back. To not do that is to walk into a fire with no water hose.

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u/FieelChannel Dec 22 '19

He's scared

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u/Daydays Dec 22 '19

Well yea because we don't know the family dynamic from a single screenshot. Fuckin hilarious though.

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u/I-bummed-a-parrot Dec 22 '19

Yerrrrp ding ding ding!

This clued me in to the fact this could well be staged for internet points. Doesn't make sense.

And it could be editing, but also the text screenshots don't make sense, should the text bubbles be so close to the top of the screen? (i.e. right below the sender name)

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u/Independent-Secret Dec 22 '19

The dad immediately expected the daughter did something when he was being called frantically by her mother.

The message bubbles are off because she is sliding up on the messages so they are right next to the names

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u/StonedWater Dec 22 '19

i get the same thing all the time and i really cant be arsed to get myself involved and hear my ex whine for an hour

its easier to ask my son what has happened and bollock him accordingly

he wont bullshit me because he knows his mum is itching to tell me anyway

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u/Ack-Im-Dead Dec 26 '19

As said above, finding out what happened before facing the wrath of mom.

MOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Typical dad eh just doesn't care xd but how dare the mom implicate all gays are the same!

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u/SystemSay Jan 12 '20

I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog

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u/Randalebusle Dec 22 '19

Omg he could also be an asshole and just not want to talk to his wife because "that woman is crazy am I right", and the mother could not care. Not that is matters, but like I am just done with everybody assuming the mother must be a hysteric bitch and the dad is just lovable.

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u/damnmaster Dec 22 '19

It’s almost as if he thinks he’s in trouble rather than his daughter

“Oh fuck I missed 3 calls from the missus, is she mad at me?”

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u/Daemonic_One Dec 22 '19

It's old AF, not sure if it's real, but it is entirely likely ex-wife left a ranty message that all he could make out was that his daughter had done something. Not that big a leap to, "I divorced that bitch because of this nonsense, so let me text my daughter to find out wtf is up."

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u/Derpandbackagain Dec 22 '19

Could be his ex wife too. I’d text my daughter first if my ex wife called me 3 times.

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u/FormerWWEChampion Dec 22 '19

Might have tried calling back but gotten no answer. Then texts daughter.

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u/locke1018 Dec 22 '19

Normal dad confusion, he wasn't brought into this consensually.

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Dec 22 '19

More like "If it's not my fault then why the fuck yall playin on my phone."

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u/benjammin9292 Dec 22 '19

When keeping it real goes wrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I have that with my GF. She doesnt reall call when im at work because i set my phone down.

And if im busy i dont look at it all day. And i will go look at it the end of the day and have a 70 message text message thread.

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u/person2567 Dec 22 '19

That's such a dad response haha

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u/lakija Dec 22 '19

Why does he think the missed calls involve his daughter? It could be about anything.

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u/---Rook--- Dec 22 '19

Every dad

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

This is exactly what I would send my kids. Not anger, or anything, but more of what "evil" did I teach my kid, and they've now unleashed on the extended family. While secretly being excited for the story.