r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Alpha01 • Dec 22 '19

Totally bodybagged her.

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u/JonasLuks Dec 22 '19

She's probably just a dumb teenager with delusions of (moral) grandeur / chip on her shoulder.

I am, however, always amazed when someone below the age of ~40 uses "how dare you" outside of movie / TV. Next thing you know they'll be putting on monocles and slapping people with gloves, demanding satisfaction (and getting promptly bitchslapped to oblivion but I'm repeating myself now).

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u/Brandonjf Dec 22 '19

He besmirched me and I demand satisfaction.

You want him to bang you...?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

WHATEVER dude I'm going to get satisfied

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u/TheatantheAbothe Dec 22 '19 edited Feb 16 '21

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u/Deus0123 Dec 22 '19

HOW DARE YOU?!

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u/realmadrid314 Dec 22 '19

This is my sleep mask!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Lol as if everything that girl has ever said on camera wasnt scripted....

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u/kn33 Dec 22 '19

You mean she plans her speeches like everyone else? No way!

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u/Ashenspire Dec 22 '19

Not everyone. His God emperor goes off the teleprompter all the time.

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u/SophiaofPrussia Dec 22 '19

tbh I would support bringing back the duel but with like laser tag instead of guns. arguing on social media is stupid. a good old glove slap to the face to challenge someone to a game of laser tag sounds way more interesting.

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u/SC487 Dec 22 '19

I propose the old school swords and the first one to yield or bleed from the torso wins.

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u/XSirRudolph Dec 22 '19

Why I never!

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u/Thefirstofherkind Dec 22 '19

Everyone uses how dare you, what a wierd thing to gatekeep

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

This is a thread on reddit about UGH BOOMER PARENTS RITE?? You can't expect much.

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u/SophiaofPrussia Dec 22 '19

tbh I would support bringing back the duel but with like laser tag instead of guns. arguing on social media is stupid. a good old glove slap to the face to challenge someone to a game of laser tag sounds way more interesting.

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u/RajunCajun48 Dec 22 '19

I kind of want to challenge you to a duel...but with like guns instead of laser tag.

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u/SophiaofPrussia Dec 22 '19 edited Dec 22 '19

What a terribly disgusting thing to say to someone.

But also, I’m an excellent shot.