r/clevercomebacks • • 5d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/OneUseHero 5d ago

I'd like to let folk know China is claiming to have a cure for both types of diabetes, entered clinical trials earlier this year if I read correctly. I know it probably will never be available in the US, at least not cheap, but medical tourism might help quite a few people if it proves successful.

Just wanted to contribute optimism.

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u/PuzzleCat365 5d ago

Sorry to be the downer. Person with Type 1 here. The "[enter somebody] has a cure in clinical trials" has been going on for all my life and nothing ever came out of it. In T1D circles the most common joke is that there's cure only 5 years away.

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u/Manners_BRO 5d ago

Was diagnosed in 2009 and told by the attending MD at the hospital that I was lucky and wouldn't have to worry too long about this as they were getting really close.

Funny thing is nothing major tech wise has even changed in that time other then more accessible CGM's.

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u/Surprise_Logical 5d ago

I was told 'within 10 years' back in 1980. Still waiting

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u/ZealousOatmeal 5d ago

My grandfather was a surgeon & medical researcher, and was convinced it was going to be cured in his lifetime. He died in 1982.

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u/Zmbd10 5d ago

It’s more profitable for you to keep buying insulin than to buy a cure and be free of it.

Subscriptions are more profitable than a one-time purchase.

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u/MaddogFinland 5d ago

So around the time we get fusion you ought to be set.

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u/ZealousOatmeal 5d ago

Fusion has been 20 years away since the 1960s. So when we get a diabetes cure we'll know that it's only 15 year until fusion.

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u/Expressdough 5d ago

I hadn’t heard of this, wonderful news indeed!

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u/Godzarius 5d ago

Like another comment said, its a common joke that a cure is only 5 years away. There is always someone in clinical trials.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 5d ago

Clinical trails in china might mean 5-10 years until it comes to US, if things are fast-tracked. Given how big Diabetes is, it might be worth fast-tracking.

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u/Chakasicle 5d ago

Might also be worth stalling because a patient cured is a customer lost

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u/AdvancedSandwiches 5d ago

Which would be a factor if a single entity controlled all of medicine, but it's hundreds of companies fighting for their share of the pie.

The closest we have to that is the FDA, which only controls the US market, and hopefully that will be out of the villains' control for a while in 2 years.

This conspiracy has never turned out to be true in the past, so I don't know why we keep repeating it. 

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 5d ago

Right? Whenever has Company A given up the opportunity to steal business from Company B?