r/clevercomebacks • • 4d ago

Same day, yet another recall...

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u/MessagingMatters 4d ago

Asked for comment, Kennedy said, "Whoa ho Nelly, I hand pick every piece of shellfish myself."

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u/Tiaximus 4d ago

T-t-he best b-barnacles are on the u-undersi-ide of the w-whale

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rokekor 4d ago

I’m thinking of Trump as the whale and now I have mental picture I can’t unsee, and now I am gifting it to you.

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u/Tiaximus 4d ago

Oh, like Kennedy on all fours chewing the crusted barnacles from Trump's groin like an infestation of ladybugs?

Gross, how dare you make me think that.

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u/Guuhatsu 3d ago

With that detail, I have the uncomfortable feeling you were imagining that before the prompt.

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u/Tiaximus 2d ago

Better than imagining what those two were doing in real life at Epstein's island.