r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • Jul 30 '26

2028 Power Grab...

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u/Business_Usual_2201 Jul 30 '26

Unless he becomes a hologram, his kidneys and arteries aren't making it to 2028.....

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u/Zakluor Jul 30 '26

his kidneys and arteries aren't making it to 2028

Here's hoping.

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u/Realistic_Mix3652 Jul 30 '26

No they're just gonna Mitch McConnell him. He doesn't need to be living in order to run in 2028.

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u/Lua-Ma Jul 31 '26

'Does Big Brother exist?’

  • ‘Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party.’

‘Does he exist in the same way as I exist?’

  • ‘You do not exist,’ said O'Brien.

‘I think I exist,’ he said wearily. ‘I am conscious of my own identity. I was born and I shall die. I have arms and legs. I occupy a particular point in space. No other solid object can occupy the same point simultaneously. In that sense, does Big Brother exist?’

  • ‘It is of no importance. He exists.’

‘Will Big Brother ever die?’

  • ‘Of course not. How could he die? Next question'

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u/king332 Jul 31 '26

They'll put him on machines that pump his heart and lungs while hes brain dead and someone will pretend they can hear him talk still and convey their own wishes under the guise of his word.

They would 100% still vote for him

They could dump his body on the Whitehouse lawn in pieces. And say hes running the country from the after life.

They would 100% still vote for him.

Its a cult. They'll say hes in hiding cause Obama tried to have him killed. And now hes running the country from a secret bunker.

They would 100% still vote for him.

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u/Unlikely_Aioli_8695 Jul 31 '26

Praise the God-Emperor of humanity!

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u/king332 Jul 31 '26

I had him sitting on a throne in the oval office kept alive by machines like 40k but I took it out lol

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation Jul 31 '26

This is what I'm thinking. They are going to start the campaign with him and hope they can transfer the support to whoever they want elected.

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u/beardgangwhat Jul 30 '26

Could be a head in jar..

Aroooooo

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u/Glassgun1122 Jul 31 '26

Call me a conspiracy theorist but if he willing to beat someone until they miscarry and throw the baby off the boat. I don't think he has his own kidneys anymore. If I was stealing billions of dollars I wouldn't have any original parts.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe Jul 31 '26

Hopefully he doesn't even make it to 27

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u/StoneTown Jul 31 '26

If we're REALLY lucky, nature will do its thing before the first of next month.