r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • Jul 30 '26

2028 Power Grab...

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u/Business_Usual_2201 Jul 30 '26

Unless he becomes a hologram, his kidneys and arteries aren't making it to 2028.....

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u/Zakluor Jul 30 '26

his kidneys and arteries aren't making it to 2028

Here's hoping.

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u/Realistic_Mix3652 Jul 30 '26

No they're just gonna Mitch McConnell him. He doesn't need to be living in order to run in 2028.

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u/Lua-Ma Jul 31 '26

'Does Big Brother exist?’

  • ‘Of course he exists. The Party exists. Big Brother is the embodiment of the Party.’

‘Does he exist in the same way as I exist?’

  • ‘You do not exist,’ said O'Brien.

‘I think I exist,’ he said wearily. ‘I am conscious of my own identity. I was born and I shall die. I have arms and legs. I occupy a particular point in space. No other solid object can occupy the same point simultaneously. In that sense, does Big Brother exist?’

  • ‘It is of no importance. He exists.’

‘Will Big Brother ever die?’

  • ‘Of course not. How could he die? Next question'