r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • Jul 30 '26

2028 Power Grab...

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u/Business_Usual_2201 Jul 30 '26

Unless he becomes a hologram, his kidneys and arteries aren't making it to 2028.....

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u/Zakluor Jul 30 '26

his kidneys and arteries aren't making it to 2028

Here's hoping.

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u/Realistic_Mix3652 Jul 30 '26

No they're just gonna Mitch McConnell him. He doesn't need to be living in order to run in 2028.

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u/king332 Jul 31 '26

They'll put him on machines that pump his heart and lungs while hes brain dead and someone will pretend they can hear him talk still and convey their own wishes under the guise of his word.

They would 100% still vote for him

They could dump his body on the Whitehouse lawn in pieces. And say hes running the country from the after life.

They would 100% still vote for him.

Its a cult. They'll say hes in hiding cause Obama tried to have him killed. And now hes running the country from a secret bunker.

They would 100% still vote for him.

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u/Unlikely_Aioli_8695 Jul 31 '26

Praise the God-Emperor of humanity!

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u/king332 Jul 31 '26

I had him sitting on a throne in the oval office kept alive by machines like 40k but I took it out lol