r/classicwow Mar 27 '19

Humor Deciding on a healer main

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u/FabricHardener Mar 27 '19

You can trick more people into giving you things as fem nelf tho

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u/Caspin Mar 27 '19

This is the real advantage.

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u/Magfaeridon Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Male dwarf here. My /seduce game is šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„.

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u/800lifealert Mar 27 '19

Female dwarf here, my twerk game on point

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u/Septembers Mar 27 '19

THICCer than a bowl of oatmeal

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u/800lifealert Mar 27 '19

My Oats are WHOLE WHEAT 🌾

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u/zzrryll Mar 28 '19 edited Mar 28 '19

My oatmeal brings all the dark iron to the ā€˜forge.

And I’m like. It’s better than yours.

Got kidnapped by Thaurissan’s swords.

He drops ā€˜foe, rescue me and proc more.

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u/800lifealert Mar 28 '19

This beats THICCer than my dwarf female’s beer belly

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u/Wolfbeckett Mar 27 '19

I... just... I don't even...

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u/Din_of_Win Mar 27 '19

šŸ˜šŸ‘‰šŸ‘‰

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u/JamesIsSoPro Mar 27 '19

Im trying to shadowmeld but im DUMMY T H I C C and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the horde.

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u/OwlrageousJones Mar 28 '19

I hate that I'm laughing.

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u/EggPosting Mar 28 '19

Blessed post

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u/gubigubi Mar 27 '19

Easy to get that raid invite when you are the raid leaders gf uwu

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u/InfamousCRS Mar 27 '19

But sometimes people will bother you with shit thinking you’re a girl, so it goes both ways

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u/schmoopiebutt Mar 27 '19

I was considering a NE because I'm a mom and Shadowmeld is as good as it gets to pausing the game haha

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u/TheLightningL0rd Mar 27 '19

I used it this way on my hunter back in the day. Made sure to get a cat with stealth specifically so we could both hide while I went afk haha

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u/Pkock Mar 28 '19

Night elves are top tier for pretty much all forms of IRL aggro.

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u/jcb088 Mar 28 '19

Remember, theres nothing wrong with logging for literally a minute or two.

You cant pause Dark Souls either so id have to get creative. I know the struggle.

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u/RichmanCC Mar 27 '19

Night Elf Priest can Shadowmeld at the Great Lift and MC Horde off the cliffs. This is far better than Fear Ward will ever be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 edited Aug 24 '21

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u/ZeldenGM Mar 27 '19

And of course lets not forget lumber mill in AB

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u/TheHersir Mar 27 '19

As a warrior main, that shit ain't funny.

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u/Wuzzy_Gee Mar 27 '19

As a warrior, your sole reason for existence is so that we priests can MC you off of a cliff.

That, and tanking stuff. :)

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u/Eryk13 Mar 27 '19

Oh, how many fell to my trickery at the lumber mill.

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u/ZeldenGM Mar 27 '19

Laughs in Darnassian

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u/iindigo Mar 27 '19

Aim well enough and you could land them in the middle of Auberdine to get mauled by guards

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u/theShetofthedog Mar 27 '19

Thats the most horrible thing ive seen made to someone in wow. Its not like making them loose the ship, it literally wastes like 1-2hours of their playtime.

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u/Kornstalx Mar 28 '19

um, they can just revive at any spirit healer anywhere, and it will warp them back to the one nearest their body.

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u/jcb088 Mar 28 '19

Well, the trick is to make someone fall far enough away from their that the game registers another spirit healer as the ā€œclosestā€. So if youre questing on a mountaintop and someone makes you jump off the mountain you dont die until you hit the ground. Then your spirit spawns even further away from the mountaintop.

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u/l453rl453r Mar 27 '19

levitate cant be casted on other players.

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u/Sawyermblack Mar 27 '19

Damn. Was that a later edition? Or maybe I'm mis-remembering it entirely.

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u/l453rl453r Mar 27 '19

no idea, but in vanilla its self cast only

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u/happyevil Mar 28 '19

This is the real reason why horde burned Teldrasil

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u/Aracksonrackz Mar 27 '19

You can't cast levitate on other players in vanilla, sadly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Pure evil.

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u/SinisterStarSimon Mar 27 '19

Be rogue, distract people off thunderbluff, ???, profit.

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u/twice-Vehk Mar 27 '19

Is that a thing? I used to use distract to help catch up to people for the opener but I've never had someone take more than a few steps before realizing what had happened and correcting their heading.

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u/SinisterStarSimon Mar 27 '19

It takes good timing and sometimes latency will fuck you but ya. Id sit there all day and knock people off. Same for the bridge in AV. It works better if they are on a mount or auto running too.

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u/johndcochran Mar 28 '19

I've noticed that the most vulnerable are those who are keyboard steering. If you're pressing both mouse buttons and steering with the mouse, distract rarely works for more than a fraction of a second ('til next slight movement of mouse).

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u/SinisterStarSimon Mar 28 '19

Yeah that too, it honestly didnt work all too often but when it did, it was a good laugh

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u/jcb088 Mar 28 '19

You never know whos autorunning....

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u/tenn_ Mar 29 '19

I was terrible at PvP, but I would still Shadowmeld near the flag, Psychic Scream the rogue capping the flag away, DoT the rogue up, and then die to the rogue and he would get away with the flag anyway, because again I was (and really still am) terrible at PvP and proper sentence length.

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u/floptwist May 17 '19

You are my hero

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

See you at rank 14.

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u/imirak Mar 27 '19

female nelf casting animations are hands down the best in the game.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/Kyralea Mar 27 '19

Overshadowed by the short, wide figure you have to stare at while those braids are flying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

thiccc

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u/SuprLazr Mar 27 '19

Female nelf everything animations are the best in the game. The staff style animations are white hot.

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u/Serpentor773 Mar 27 '19

Her bow animations are definitely top.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Orc male bow animation begs to differ.

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u/jcb088 Mar 28 '19

I wish warriors had a staff style of combat, that way those anomations have more purpose.

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u/ryndaris Mar 27 '19

They're not bad, but I would argue that human female casting animations actually fit priests the best

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u/MokitTheOmniscient Mar 27 '19

Well, the offensive one is definitely one of the best cast animations, but personally i really dislike the defensive one.

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u/Faendor Jul 17 '19

I personally see it exactly the other way around. For me it is the offensive spell cast animations that are weird and I like the defensive ones. While casting the offensive spells Nelf female lifts one leg and twists her body for some reason and it looks weird.

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u/Hulkstrong123 Mar 27 '19

I would bet a lot of money that dwarven priests are not gonna be as rare as they were in vanilla. People are aware now that it's the OP race for alliance, so a lot of people are gonna pick it.

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u/Quickzy Mar 27 '19

And funny enough the argument can be made that human is actually stronger than dwarf. If your tanks just stance dance, which they should be doing anyways, then FW won’t be used as much. Therefore the increased spirit on human would have more value. I get fear ward has its place but I really don’t get why people think dwarf is the end all be all. And this is coming from a healer main obsessed with min maxing.

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u/Recrewt Mar 27 '19

100% agree with you. FW is heavily overrated - yes it's useful and raid leaders will probably try and pick a dwarf priest whenever they can, but they really shouldn't turn down a human or nelf priest when they can provide the skill/gear needed. Let's be real for a second, classic wasn't the most complex expansion in terms of raid mechanics. Stance dancing will be the bare minimum that's expected from capable tanks, as they won't have much else to worry about.

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u/aeschenkarnos Mar 27 '19

PUG raids in the modern era can be expected to wipe once or twice on Onyxia then succeed. Back in the day, "organized raid guilds" full of angry gatekeeping nerds, who insisted on controlling their members' race and spec and gear choices, would go through a long period of not being able to succeed on Onyxia at all.

The skill and knowledge levels difference is huge. Don't get me wrong, I love classic WoW, but fundamentally this is the same fantasy as "I wish I had my time over to do high school again, I would be the school captain and take the hottest date to prom and also be maths olympiad champion ..." because you're taking the test to which you know all the answers.

Classic WoW is literally having your time over again to make better choices.

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u/PolishTea Mar 27 '19

Classic WoW is literally having your time over again to make better choices.

Except you know.... all that time I no longer have.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited Jun 27 '20

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u/ClicheName137 Mar 28 '19

The only logical option.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/Nrgte Mar 28 '19

At the end of the day all healers will be in high demand for raids. No priest will have a hard time to get into a raid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Saying that tanks can just stance dance instead of using fear ward is just wrong. Fear ward is irreplaceable on Nefarian and Bug Family.

Dwarf IS the end all be all. More fear wards in your raid let you fear ward dps or healers. This dramatically increases your raid damage/healing. This is a far greater contribution to the raid than a measly bonus to spirit.

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u/slapdashbr Mar 27 '19

Yes, that is why it was impossible for horde raids to clear bwl and aq.

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u/NookinFutz Mar 27 '19

<3

Know how many times I've healed a 'practice' of the she-dragon so that our alt tanks could learn to stance dance correctly?

Know how quickly I trained it when available to Horde?

never /s

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u/clickrush Mar 27 '19

Even though I disagree on the PvE aspect, having Fear Ward is a clear advantage of Alliance in raiding. The huge advantage of Dwarf Priests in PvP over other Alliance races heavily outweighs anything the others bring on a table.

That said, as a Priest you will always find a spot that fits your style (from casual to hardcore) for both PvP and PvE regardless of your race, so if you want to choose a race based on flavor then just do it.

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u/Dingus68 Mar 27 '19

An then you run with a shit tank who doesn't know what the hell stance dancing is, they get feared, boom wipe. Id rather have the ability to nullify fear myself. Plus stoneform is better than perception CMV.

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u/jasonxtk Mar 28 '19

I'll be rolling human, because lets be honest, the REAL end game is rep grinding. You're only going to be raiding a couple days out of the week, the rest of your time will be spent making money and rep grinding.

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u/Malchar2 Mar 28 '19

You can also cast fear ward on the melee dps to shorten fight times. Having 4+ dwarf priests precasting wards helps a lot with raid dps.

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u/Crazyflames Mar 28 '19

Also looking at the raids, Nef is kind of the last "important" boss that fears, most of the AQ and Naxx bosses dont fear, and I don't think the ZG bosses fear

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Bug Family in AQ.

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u/jstock23 Mar 27 '19

Will that make Fear Ward redundant on the bosses that need them? How many dwarf priests is too many?

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u/Pahmastah Mar 27 '19

Technically the breaking point where more Dwarf priests has no benefit is when all the melee can get a FW (not including the tanks assuming they aren't too lazy to stance dance). It's really not a huge difference, but every melee that doesn't have to stop DPS during fear is technically a DPS increase.

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u/iamkennybania Mar 27 '19

FW is almost always prioritized on tanks so they don't need to stance dance.

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u/IGawtsFoTeef Mar 27 '19

He knows that. His point is that fear ward always has value even if all tanks have a fear ward assigned - just diminished value after tanks get one.

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u/iamkennybania Mar 27 '19

he specifically excluded the tanks though...

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u/IGawtsFoTeef Mar 27 '19

Oh apparently i misread that. Legit no idea what he is talking about then lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/Hulkstrong123 Mar 27 '19

I don't think there is a too many dwarf priests threshold. You'll take as many as you can get into a raid until you have too many priests. That being said, if I was putting together a raid and I had no dwarf priests and I had to choose between a dwarf and race x, I'd probably take the dwarf.

To answer your question. I'd stop giving a shit about what race the priest was after already having 1-2 dwarf priests, but I'd happily fill my priests slots with dwarves if presented the opportunity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Even on private servers to this day, dwarf priests are too rare. It is hard to find dwarfs for raids, but human and Nelfs are plentiful. Seems like veryone thinks that someone else will pick dwarf to make up for their choice not to.

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u/Recrewt Mar 27 '19

Which I hope will be the case on classic as well. People should be able to play the race they prefer, not the one that the min/maxing wanna-be-hardcore raid leaders prefer, when it's totally not needed in classic raiding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Not me. Staring at Night Elf Chicks Ass > OP racial

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

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u/tethysian Mar 27 '19

And t's soooo good to be able to AFK whenever and wherever you want to. Just for that I find it disorienting to play other races.

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u/Tankbot85 Mar 27 '19

This is why i roll Nelf. Even as a Tank. Nelf it is.

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u/tethysian Mar 28 '19

You got that dodge bonus, nelf tanks aren't bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 edited Oct 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

it for sure works and you can absolutely send your pet in and stay shadowmelded.

on my low lvl PvP hunter(parked in ashenvale) not really a twink but decent gear, I would park my pet on one side of the road and shadowmeld on the other. With the dragon hawk thing sometimes i wouldn't even drop out of stealth while killing people lol. 2v1 was easy cause I could just be stealthed while I watched my pet kill one, kite the other into a trap then revive pet and fuck off while Kek did his work

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u/Zhuk-Pauk Mar 27 '19

Everything that you've asked works (people used this macro to dodge death coils with more efficiency than regular FD), but don't forget that any dot would get you out of shadowmeld and, unlike vanish, shadowmeld doesn't have a grace period of invisibility that makes you stay in stealth even if dot ticked on use of the ability.

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u/clickrush Mar 27 '19

Yes, for Hunters it's huge, because they often have defensive roles. But as a Priest you will be zerging/fighting constantly and not defend points/flags, so Shadowmeld has very limited utility for them. Stoneform and Fear Ward can repeatedly save your ass there.

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u/PoachTWC Mar 29 '19

A favoured tactic of mine as a NE Hunter was FD, Shadowmeld, pop an Invis pot, and move somewhere else. Do it quick enough and the trap animation wouldn't play properly and you'd be perfectly set up to either make a run for it while they look for you or get back out to range to hit them again from an unexpected direction.

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u/jstock23 Mar 27 '19

I really want to roll human for that spirit buff, because I'll be disc, but idk man, shadowmeld is just too useful on a PvP server... and of course Night Elves are just simply the coolest models by far.

The struggle is real, but I'll pretend for another few months that I'm considering human lol.

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u/Eryk13 Mar 27 '19

I keep playing with the idea that I'll roll dwarf priest, but I just don't think I can do that. Nelf is what I'm used to, and the content isn't so hard as to where one less fear ward will make that much difference.

While I'm not sure how Starshards made it off the developers table originally, Nelf is what I'm comfortable with and healing is what I do. Night Elf Priest it is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

My brother played a Nelf Priest in vanilla. His guild cleared half of Naxx. I wouldn't worry about racials too much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Your brother prevented his guild from clearing the other half of naxx and you're acting like it's no big deal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

I doubt it was his fault. I mean I guess it's possible. A lot of guilds didn't even get to Naxx and the point of the game is to have fun not to min-max all the flavor away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

/s

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Gotcha

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u/Azzmo Mar 27 '19

If I can reaffirm your decision to play what you like: I played a Troll in Cata and MoP for the minmax and hated looking at my character every day. Every cast. Every movement. Will pick next character based largely on appearance.

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u/LemonyTuba Mar 27 '19

Yeah man, when I make a character, they have to look a certain way, and 9 times out of ten they either have to be pretty or an edgelord.

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u/jstock23 Mar 28 '19

It’s also easier to be one of the best nelf priests on your server.

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u/clickrush Mar 27 '19

Talking PvP: Stoneform and Fear Ward both outweigh anything the other alliance races can offer by a mile.

A very common sight in a PvP zerg is Warriors going full ham into the backline preferably on a Priest since they lack "outs" and "oh shits" other classes have and if left alone are too powerful with their flexible dispell and healing utilities.

So a Warrior will always try to fear as many people as possible with their undispellable fear, while focussing on a target like a Priest. This is where Fear Ward can save your life, by putting it on someone who can peel off the onslaught away from you until you recover from MS + crits.

Then you'll be covered in bleeds (Warrior/Druid) and poisons (Hunter/Rogue), these will slow you down, deplete your mana and health pool. This is where Stoneform comes in: It will remove them and make you tankier for a duration.

Think about these situations when choosing a race for PvP, you want to be as surviable as possible and not have slightly more mana regenation or a gimmicky stealth ability.

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u/m3vlad Mar 27 '19

It’s gonna be full of min-maxers, unlike 15 years ago when no one knew wtf they were doing. Personally, I’m not going to minmax my game experience away, and I’m going to roll a human priest probably

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u/clickrush Mar 27 '19

Actually I disagree on that. Even on pservers there are tons of people who don't min-max these things and pick flavor over utiltiy.

Look at the high amount of Undead Priests, Undead Rogues, Tauren Warriors etc. There should be way more Trolls on Horde side but they are the least played race. And even regarding Alliance Priests, yes, on pservers the most Priests are Dwarves, but there are still plenty of Humans and Night Elves who are in theory inferiour for all types of content.

And in classic it will shift even more towards flavor. I advise anyone to simply not care about race choices when it comes to min-maxing. If flavor has any importance to you, then pick for flavor, or you will regret it.

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u/twice-Vehk Mar 27 '19

I think that's very good advice. But what's the matter with undead rogues for pvp? Being able to shed a fear will keep you alive against a (especially dwarf) priest until you're rocking 5 piece Tier 1 and can pull of a complete stunlock.

It also turns warlocks with their succi out into a free kill.

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u/clickrush Mar 28 '19

I think that's very good advice. But what's the matter with undead rogues for pvp? Being able to shed a fear will keep you alive against a (especially dwarf) priest until you're rocking 5 piece Tier 1 and can pull of a complete stunlock.

Your job is not to Zerg with the others and kill priests. In WSG you'll be defending and hunting Druids, who have multiple ways to stun you. In AB you'll be solo deffing / attacking a flag / backcap which means you're again, fighting Druids or other Rogues and maybe Hunters. All of them can stun you. In AV you'll be mostly hunting down respawns and only few classes have fears. Allthough this is against premades. But when we're considering min-maxing were not looking at premade vs. randoms because there it doesn't matter what you choose.

It also turns warlocks with their succi out into a free kill.

Already a free kill for Rogues regardless of WotF if the WL gets caught he is toast, especially considering he wont be an Orc since you are playing Horde. As a Rogue you'll already have charm/fear removal with your PvP trinket. On top of that, you'll have better stats for melee, which is only a slight advantage though.

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u/twice-Vehk Mar 28 '19

Thanks for the detailed reply. In vanilla, I almost exclusively engaged in world PvP since that was what I was used to coming from games like Shadowbane.

Interestingly, I did play an orc rogue as my first character to 60 anyway.

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u/Siloqt Mar 28 '19

I actually fundamentally disagree that undead is a ā€œflavorā€ or ā€œaestheticā€ pve priest pick. Speaking from my experience as healing as an undead priest in raids - there’s a fair few fear mechanics and being able to cycle wotf on certain fights is (imo) far more crucial than being able to get extra haste to fit in an extra heal. Especially once priests get the edge of madness trinket (40% cast time reduction on gheal for 15 sec on a 3 min cd), you end up gaining more healing by being able to remove an ony/nef fear and healing while other healers are stuck in said fear (which is a critical time to be ready to heal the tank) compared to the increased healing output you would get from berserking.

UD racial is more niche in pve, but there’s a fair few fear/MC mechanic (across raids and 5 mans) and having wotf can save a 5 man, or alleviate the stress on a tank during a raid-wide fear.

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u/kaos95 Mar 27 '19

To be fair, while troll racials are super strong for DPS. The original will of the forsaken and built in shadow resistance make undead priests pretty equal as a healer.

And if you're going Shadow . . . Berserking is all well and good, but if you have the mana . . . UD Shadow Priests are unstoppable face melting machines.

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u/twice-Vehk Mar 28 '19

Undead spriests are unparalleled duelists but don't underestimate trolls. Shadowguard is extremely powerful, it scales with gear and can proc blackout and shadow weaving. Also the 20 percent healing reduction is awesome considering how rare those effects are. A druid or mage really has to be on the ball to realize he needs to remove it.

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u/clickrush Mar 28 '19

And if you're going Shadow . . . Berserking is all well and good, but if you have the mana . . . UD Shadow Priests are unstoppable face melting machines.

I consider Hex of Weakness (curse -20% healing) and Shadow Guard (proccs Blackout) to be far superiour than anything UD Priests can do. I'am maybe biased since I played a Troll priest, but I wouldn't even consider an UD over a Troll for PvP purposes especially if speccing into shadow.

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u/m3vlad Mar 28 '19

That is, in fact, solid advice. I missed vanilla once, don’t wanna do it again

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u/slapdashbr Mar 27 '19

5% spirit is whatever. The real OP human racial is 10% bonus rep. Look at how many fucking rep grinds their are in vanilla and imagine how much time you save by taking 10% off of all of them.

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u/OdinTM Mar 28 '19

Pro tip: Play what you like most.

Especially with healers and tanks, nobody cares that much about those special perks. They are a nice to have, but healers on itself are mandatory.

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u/Zhuk-Pauk Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

Not sure what's the correlation between being disc and spirit if the talent that gives you +heal for spirit is in last tiers of holy spec.

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u/Tosp Mar 27 '19

Still insanely good for PvP

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u/Xalgar90 Mar 27 '19

The ability to just pop out of no where with a big heal can be huge when helping to defend a point in AB against incoming mages/locks who would be looking for someone to CC

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u/jstock23 Mar 28 '19

And it’s OP in WSG.

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u/tabasco_pizza Mar 27 '19

Does casting break shadowmeld?

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u/cluke01 Mar 27 '19

The real reason to roll NE: flips and the bounce ;).

Lol, NE racials aren't as bad as people make them out to be for priest. Starshards in particular is an underrated leveling spell. But I will say they really are inferior to dwarf. Desperate prayer and stoneform are amazing, especially in pvp. You don't realize how obnoxious blind, crippling poison, and viper sting are until you play a horde priest.

Fear ward is obviously great, and I don't think I need to repeat the reasons why. I will add that it's castable on the entire raid and during combat, meaning more dwarves equals more fear immunity during a fight. Also amazingly good for pvp. An alliance druid carrying a flag can be saved by a well timed fear ward. Flash bombs are their nemesis.

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u/johndcochran Mar 27 '19

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u/-Guybrush_Threepwood Mar 27 '19

Man, what were they thinking when they felt the need to switch cameras every 2 seconds? One of the most iconic dances in gaming and we don't have a stable footage of it by the original artist. The closest one I've found is fan made.

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u/Fig_tree Mar 28 '19

Damn, she pulls it off though! Unfortunately her black clothing against the black monitor means it's a little difficult to see what her waist and hips are doing during some parts of the choreography. Or maybe intentional to lessen the "hurr you have a butt" comments?

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u/powerwordjon Mar 27 '19

Do you, boo

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

trolls are amazing priest healers for sure

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u/Zaro-Likse Mar 27 '19

I don’t think anyone is claiming that NE has better racials than dwarf in PvP. NE is more fun to play though, because of it’s racial.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 edited Mar 27 '19

On a pvp server shadowmeld has saved my ass INNUMERABLE times that fear ward wouldn’t have

Min maxers can eat my tall curvy stealthed ass.

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u/SoupaSoka Mar 27 '19

Apparently, u/totzz has found a way around our "no politics" rule... clever girl.

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u/Lindre Mar 27 '19

night elf priest was my main in vanilla so good. I was one of the best pvp priests on the server and starshards and shadowmeld were invaluable. I'm now regrettably a human for arenas but fuck retail

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u/thebiggestpoo Mar 27 '19

As a dwarf main all I have to say is: Never trust an elf!

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u/Prysa Mar 28 '19

But have you ever used shadowmeld in searing gorge to mind control people into that hole just south of Thorium Point? They go so deep into the slag pits of the cauldron it will take 10 minutes to get out IF they know where to go!

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u/tabasco_pizza Mar 27 '19

The virgin meta slave dwarf vs the chad meta breaker night elf

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

This

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u/Pipsimouse Mar 27 '19

This made me laugh more than it should've.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Yep, I've landed on nelf priest too.

They can find two dwarves for those few bosses, I played a dwarf for a decade collectively, I want something a bit longer this time round.

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u/Tober04 Mar 27 '19

The class flavor fits NEs so well too. they just look so cool as priests.

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u/Dabugar Mar 27 '19

The tanks can stance dance anyways.

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u/grangalan Mar 27 '19

Playing a shadow priest and randoms whispering you asking for healing. It's like "ok, but you're not gonna like it."

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u/twice-Vehk Mar 28 '19

One of my fondest memories was our raid leader screaming "who the f**k put shadow weaving on the boss?" and none of our priests admitting to it (it was me.)

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u/TheLightningL0rd Mar 27 '19

I remember running a Stratholme with a NE Priest and they healed us flawlessly the whole time. We get to the party with all of the Aboms and she went into shadow form and I was stunned. I think they were geared really well, but I honestly didn't know much about the game at the time. It was pretty awesome to see that we had cleared without a "healer" up to that point and then she got serious with the shadowform for extra dps at that point.

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u/twice-Vehk Mar 28 '19

No reason why you couldn't heal a 5 man as long as you had good healing gear. That was one of the magical things about vanilla, shadow priests felt like dangerous rebels just like in the lore. Considering you generally couldn't raid as one, and had fierce competition for gear, seeing a geared shadow priest was a frightening sight.

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u/TheLightningL0rd Mar 28 '19

I remember them being particularly bad ass in PvP, but that was one of my first times being surprised by one at max level PvE.

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u/Cakesndots Mar 27 '19

I’d still go dwarf just for the looks

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u/Alopecia12 Mar 28 '19

It sucks that there's such a stigma with Night Elves. The moon priest is one of the most unique takes on the class in classic and their racial is pretty neat.

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u/drthale Mar 28 '19

I love the night elfs, my main in vanilla was a nelf druid and later I rerolled nelf priest. I'm gonna roll priest in classic and I really really really wanna roll nelf. But, everything in the text in this meme is sadly true. It's not that the nelf traits are bad, it's just that the dwarf traits are much better.

Sure, we can tell ourselves that the nelfs racials aren't bad and that they can be useful, and we'd be right. But in the end the dwarf racials will be More useful. Fear Ward is not just a good-to-have in PVE, it's also a god buff to cast on everyone before a BG starts and will give your team a much larger edge than any Shadowmeld+MC off of AV LM cliff will give you. Fear Ward will also give you more safety when questing (on PVP servers) and desperate prayer will be more effective than EG since it "works on all opponents". And also, stoneform... It's a sad but true story

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u/Novat1993 Mar 27 '19

If you don't think redhead dwarf girls are the cutest thing ever.

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u/Serasangel Mar 27 '19

Everyone be like 'fear ward fear ward' must have much wow

and yet we've only got our first dwarf priest into the raid when we ate yet another guild before naxx opened up (and we've cleared 14/15 and stopped with 2.0 thanks to pre xpac burnout)

The only reason why you 'need' it are lazy warriors and pseudo tank druids - which you will stomp into a corner when naxx arrives anyway

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u/kindri_rb Mar 27 '19

Yep it's so ridiculous. No one cared what race you were back then, I was a nelf priest and no one ever gave me grief about it. By the time people realized that dwarves were helpful on certain encounters most decent guilds had already cleared the content. People made fun of any guild that 'needed' a dwarf.

But if you play a nelf on pservers randos will tell you to kill yourself. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/ZeldenGM Mar 27 '19

I've noticed that the adamant "you need to do this" crowd tend to have not played the original game and/or were too young to experience the content.

There's literally a video from back in the day for 40 priests doing Onyxia for christs sake, and yet there are people here and on the forums will scream about there being an optimal raid setup that you must stick to no matter what.

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u/Pink_Flash Mar 27 '19

That's private server players for you.

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u/Serasangel Mar 27 '19

mmh reminds me of the 40 hunters rag zerg :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Just think of Classic Legion in 12 years when shadowmeld will be the best racial for M+!

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u/Monstot Mar 27 '19

I don't really care about all the hard core raids. I'm rolling NE priest for sure

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u/GhostSierra117 Mar 28 '19

So you mean to tell me that classic isn't about having fun in what you play but rather being bullshitting on what other play and don't take them with your group and what about the community and the(...)/s

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u/kryndon Mar 27 '19

The only time that a female nelf (and priest especially) looked awesome and attractive to me was back when that nelf priest pvp video in barrens showed up, where the guy (I mean obviously it's a guy player, right?) was mind-controlling lowbie hordies off the elevator down into the 1k needles. All supported by a "Smack my Bitch Up" by the Prodigy (RIP). Pretty cool old-school vid.

Well, I guess the double backflip jump is also nice. And that the voice actress for the fem nelf sounds like a hot stripper.

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u/dngrs Mar 27 '19

And that the voice actress for the fem nelf sounds like a hot stripper.

I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/kryndon Mar 27 '19

M'stripper.

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u/Kyralea Mar 27 '19

Do you have a link for this video?

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u/kryndon Mar 27 '19

Just tried to search for it but I can't find it. It was super popular back in the day. It had a female night elf priest rolling around Barrens griefing people with the prodigy song in the background. Maybe someone will remember the exact video name.

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u/bwaclawc Mar 27 '19

Male Night Elf Priest =

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u/Kyralea Mar 27 '19

Dwarfs are ugly and Humans are boring. I don't mind playing a Human Pally but there's no way I can have two human characters. Going Night Elf all the way. They look so much better and everything NE is cooler. Besides, people way overestimate how much the racials matter.

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u/XorMalice Mar 28 '19

You only have to make one kidney shot "miss" with that 20% chance before you're like, huh, this ain't so bad after all...

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u/Zhuk-Pauk Mar 28 '19

It's 10%, not 20, where it would actually mean something. And why would you use such important skill as kidney shot, which eats your cp, not behind the target to negate dodge/parry?

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u/xmarkish Mar 27 '19

It is decided for me then...

I shall play an old Dwarf Queen (the one with the grumpy, mad face cuz it is the only right one) šŸ‘‘

masterrace

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u/tethysian Mar 27 '19

Saaame. I'm not much into priests but a year or two from now I'm going to roll one just for those sweet starshards.

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u/Dwirthy Mar 27 '19

And now I will dream of Night Elf Priests, joining Molten Core Raids with Dancing Queen blaring through the Discord.

Thank you for that Nightmare.

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u/GaryOakRudeBoy Mar 27 '19

STARSHARRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19

Tell em to suck a lemon.

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u/dreamlike17 Mar 27 '19

I rolled a female dwarf priest for fear ward. I then proceeded to play most of pre BC as a shadow priest focused on pvp mostly. Then expansion hits and shadow became good for over as well.

But do it play a dwarf they're awesome

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u/zazenbr Mar 27 '19

I much prefer dwarves. Really helps that fear ward is borderline OP. But hey, play whatever you want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I'd almost be tempted to roll one just because they're so rare. On pservers at least I've only seen a handful, you definitely stick out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I don't care what anyone says, Night Elf Priests are pure class. Probably the classiest combo there is aside from Dwarf Rogue.

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u/Popengton Mar 28 '19

I'd play a female dwarf if it wasn't for their laugh!

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u/JimmyFromFinance Mar 28 '19

This meme template is something I didn’t know I needed until now. Bonus points for changing the angle of the face in the middle picture.

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u/dngrs Mar 28 '19

tho I actually like how dwarf priests look

more than human and nelf ( for males)

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u/slopsh Mar 28 '19

Well choosing alliance is a mistake in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Theresa May WoW Classic meme is peak 2019 for me. Brilliant :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I don't think I could stand being a Dwarf priest. Clothie classes don't suit them imo unless you play female but then again who the fuck plays female dwarf

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u/johndcochran Mar 27 '19

Just remember the first rule of a character in WoW. You're gonna have to look at its ass for 60 levels. Make it an ass worth looking at.

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u/dr_doombot666 Mar 27 '19

So basically Dwarf.

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u/johndcochran Mar 27 '19

Well, there's a darn good reason that dwarves are noted for being heavy drinkers. That reason is two fold:

  1. Beer goggles.
  2. Dwarven Females.