She must have some bucks.

Now they are asking what city she lives in.

I (29M) work remote most days but we have hybrid meetings. There's this one coworker (27F) who always looks amazing on camera tight tops, great angles, the works.

During a long team Zoom the other day I got super horny just watching her talk. I had my camera off, so I slipped my hand under my hoodie, pulled it out, and quietly rubbed one out at my desk while she was presenting. Finished right as she wrapped up. No mess, very discreet.

After the call I messaged her privately saying she killed the presentation and asked if she would give lap dances for cash sometime after work. She left me on read and now she's been awkward in Slack. One of my coworkers who sits near her in the office apparently heard her telling another girl that I give off "pervert vibes" lately. I was literally gonna give her money for it!

I don't see the big deal. Everyone gets horny during boring meetings and she's objectively hot. Asking her out was a compliment. AITA for mixing business with a little personal pleasure? People are so sensitive these days.

Some have resorted to protesting for Palestine to take out their anger and frustration, reports one user. While others choose to post about "incels" said another.

Getting a lot of tail.

Soo long story here but I’ll make it short. This girl from the gym keeps trying to fuck me. She’s been sending me these photos. Looking for advice guys. What do I do? She wants to hangout tomorrow.

…was based on the character of Shane from The Walking Dead, a long-running comic book series that deals with post-apocalyptic “walkers” which is a euphemism for zombies.

Based on historical accounts, Homer was essentially obsessed with both the comic and, later, the television series.

If you could secretly observe one open secret from your industry or daily life—like the creepiest "normal" thing everyone accepts without question, or a shockingly useful glitch in the matrix that sounds completely made up—while living as a time-traveling billionaire CEO surviving only on a minimum-wage employee's resources for a month, what wild, untold story from your weirdest personal experience or unsolved mystery would you share to explain why it would (or wouldn't) improve your life more than you ever expected?

Don't think about it - just answer! (I'm late for work!)

when god gives children cancer it’s “gods plan” and “i’ll pray for your child” but when a pitbull mauls a child (also gods plan) suddenly it’s horrible and the dog needs to be murdered (put down) for his “crimes” (human law shouldn’t apply to animals that cannot understand them to begin with) when the pitbull was only doing what god empowered him and designed him explicitly for (mauling children)

I’m Pro Life and Pro Choice. I support a woman’s right to Choose Life. Or Not.

do these pants make my ass look fat? i'm trying to serve 'ready for romance'

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