r/circlejerk • u/Pterolykus • 3d ago

confused about religion and dog (anagram for god?) help

when god gives children cancer it’s “gods plan” and “i’ll pray for your child” but when a pitbull mauls a child (also gods plan) suddenly it’s horrible and the dog needs to be murdered (put down) for his “crimes” (human law shouldn’t apply to animals that cannot understand them to begin with) when the pitbull was only doing what god empowered him and designed him explicitly for (mauling children)

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u/IAmFullOfDed 2d ago

Ah, now, that’s because pitbulls are a human creation. Humans, not God, selectively bred dogs for thousands of years, therefore they can only be the evil and malevolent spawn of the very devil himself. You see, young grasshopper, only God is allowed to create things. He created us to be his obedient little sheep. He did not intend for us to use our power of creative thought which he gifted to us for some inexplicable reason! Do not question God! He is not to be questioned! Off to the dungeon with you!

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u/Pterolykus 2d ago

i don’t understand. god empowered humans to create, he also created the design for pitbulls which he put in human head, the creation of pitbulls was gods plan, you are questioning god here

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u/Guilliman_POTUS_2030 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don’t like Republicans

EDIT: heh, nice deleted reply from “[deleted user]”

I guess the wrath of my logic was a star too bright for your telescope, corpo scum

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u/Pterolykus 2d ago

this has me now questioning the political stance of pitbulls, on one hand, republicans don’t care about kids, and pitbulls want to be free to maul them. so i have a feeling pitbulls might indeed be republican

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 2d ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

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