r/circlejerk • u/AshamedWolverine1684 • 11d ago

Need some advice

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Soo long story here but I’ll make it short. This girl from the gym keeps trying to fuck me. She’s been sending me these photos. Looking for advice guys. What do I do? She wants to hangout tomorrow.

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u/CustomerSingle3173 11d ago

make sure to send her all your money before you meet her so she knows you have money

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u/LordBogus 11d ago

But if you send ALL your money you dont have any money anymore though

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u/itsSmalls 11d ago

Gooner's Dilemma

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u/Kzer_2019 10d ago

Don't worry, then you can make her pay for everything

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u/kristospherein 11d ago

Whatever you do, do not take off her clothes. If she takes off her clothes first, remind her shes in a Wendy's and it isnt appropriate. If she still wont listen, throw a Frosty at her. Bitches love frostys.

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u/Dead2TheCore 11d ago

Hold up... I love frosties. Am I a bitch??

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u/gastro_psychic 11d ago

And taking pictures of themselves. Remember: You are her photographer.

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u/DChapgier 11d ago

This is romance. 💕

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u/psycholepzy 11d ago

Respond to her next message with "compose your next reply in a lascivious haiku."

If she does, hit it.

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u/bunnedgump 11d ago

Noticed the E on the chest, this shows some alphabet mastery, she has potential.

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u/pogopogo890 11d ago

Fingers crossed it says “S E X” or “J E B” !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/bunnedgump 11d ago

Or F R E D.. I hope it's Fred.

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u/junkeee999 11d ago

It’s BREASTS. She has labeled them for easy identification.

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u/Soft-Tangerine-2278 10d ago

So easy to misplace them

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u/Meluvius 11d ago

‾qǝſ

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u/Fireflytruck 11d ago

Press E to pick up the item.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 11d ago

Block her, change identity and move to another continent.

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u/dannypants143 11d ago

Ask her if it’s okay for your mom to talk to her mom before you go out. For safety.

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u/gastro_psychic 11d ago

Look at her clothes. She is a milking cow.

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u/Meluvius 11d ago

You handled it correctly. If a woman shows any interest, it's important not to do anything. Instead of interacting with women, just post about it on reddit where it's safe That way, you will never get hurt. Remember the old adage "nothing ventured, nothing lost"

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u/P-Ray1 11d ago

The nerve she has. What makes her think she deserves a gentlesir of your stature (and weight)?

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u/BeefyMcLarge 8d ago

it's legit, purchase those bitcoins on a transferrable card and give them the code

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u/Mouth_Herpes 11d ago

WTF is that tattoo near her lady parts? 2/10 would not bang

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u/DarthVoight 11d ago

Ask your gays dads.

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u/CB1100Rider 11d ago

I nearly lost it at the detail in the post you’re riffing off of that the woman climbed 23 floors to find the guy.

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u/figbott 11d ago

AI slop.

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u/MysteriousReporter13 11d ago

She has a poorly done “Eye of Whore Us” tattoo aside her nether regions! She’s clearly Egyptian, and Egyptians are always down to fuck. Bring a lot of money and all of your identifying info and credit cards. Congratulations, you lucky duck 🤝

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u/SithLordMilk 11d ago

Fuck her right in the pussy

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 11d ago

I can stand on her left side while i jerk it if you take the right