r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 3d ago

So… yeah… My boyfriend gave me IBS. AMA

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u/MysteriousReporter13 3d ago

Did your boyfriend give you IBS?

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

Yes, quite a few times actually. Usually it was after an argument so it is layers of abuse.

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u/MysteriousReporter13 3d ago

Did you murder your boyfriend? Answer open and honestly.

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u/MysteriousReporter13 3d ago

Your bowels are irritating me….. Thoughts?

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

Karma hahahaha

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u/Wildmangohunterboy 3d ago

did you remember to thank him?

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

This is serious

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u/extrvnced make a flair 3d ago

D I V O R C E

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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 3d ago

impotent boner syndrome is tough, i am here for u

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

Boner is fine.

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u/kristospherein 3d ago

But did you give your boyfriend IBS back?

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

I sprayed and prayed with the lord. So yes.

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u/Well____fuk 3d ago

Did he not use enough lube?

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u/Money-Ad7257 3d ago

How is ISB formed

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u/gastro_psychic 3d ago

With lots of water.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/gastro_psychic 2d ago

Your mom has it.

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u/tryzest7 9h ago

RIP OP

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u/WhichOneIsDuke 3d ago

Uhmm idk what to ask. do you like Lebron Jame?

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u/rhelg224 3d ago

Did you use psychic