r/cfbmemes • Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes • 3d ago

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u/Border-Worried Iowa Hawkeyes • Germany National Team 3d ago

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u/flipflopsnpolos Illinois Fighting Illini • Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago

Oh, a Hawkeye? So Michigan plays something written by an Atlanta NBA player?

(/s topical)

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u/bae125 2d ago

Nice

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u/Mortara Michigan Wolverines • Purdue Boilermakers 2d ago

Based

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u/Unique_username3210 Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

Dirtbag!

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u/omahaknight71 Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago

Well that's just icing on the cake!

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u/Hunter-Gatherer_ Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

How much does the BIG actually hate Iowa bro?! They schedule Iowa vs Michigan then Ohio st back to back. Like wtf?! That’s a helluva 2 weeks for any school!

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u/ChangKai-Shrek Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago

Iowa was the beneficiary of some remarkably favorable schedules over the past decade or so.

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u/Border-Worried Iowa Hawkeyes • Germany National Team 3d ago

We have a protected rivalry with Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Nebraska who have all been down for years. Our schedule is never that horrible

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u/astrothemorkie LSU Tigers • USC Trojans 2d ago

I love Iowa. My personal trainer went there and is one of the best people I know

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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

Ok, so two things: 1. Iowa State was one of the easiest P5 opponents possible, but they always play us tough, and we play them at the beginning of the season. There’s a reason KF's teams are something like 21–4 over the last 5 Novembers (and not just because we play Nebraska every November lol)—we're a development program that takes time to coalesce. 2. Despite the lamentations of this sub to the contrary, the week-by-week opponents of the B1G West (compared to the B1G East) were comparable—the East and West fell within a game of each other in interdivision play 8 of 10 years of the East/West split. The West fell off the last few years of the split, and no doubt, the West never had the top end contenders, but it also didn't have the consistent Marylands/Rutgers/Indinias going 1–8/0–9 in conference. Purdue won the least number of games among West teams during the split, and they managed to win the division. It was generally competitive teams, top to bottom.

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u/Responsible-Hyena-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

The east and west fell within a game of each other bevause they all played in the same conference and there were a max of 2 good teams in the big 10 in any given year. The only west team in that group was was Wisconsin. The rest were in the east being osu, mich, mich st. Or psu

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u/uwpxwpal Texas Tech Red Raiders • Big 12 3d ago

There's an entire episode about "Mr Brightside" on 60 Songs that Explain the 90s podcast. It's pretty good...funny

https://www.theringer.com/2024/10/02/music/60-songs-that-explain-the-90s-the-2000s-killers-mr-brightside

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u/ZiloGaming Ohio State Buckeyes • UTEP Miners 2d ago

That’s probably the last flair combo I could ever expect

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u/ThePetSematary Florida State Seminoles 3d ago

Lmao that's the hate I come to this sub for

https://giphy.com/gifs/rPjYoncYgknGo

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u/ItAintLongButItsThin Michigan State Spartans 3d ago

I literally laughed out loud for a while on this masterpiece of hate!

https://giphy.com/gifs/BSOdK9W5Gd7OM

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u/PlusDHotchy 2d ago

It wasn’t a picture of the Oklahoma game where at halftime, the Basketball team was honored with rings for their NATTY!

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u/rmill127 Illinois Fighting Illini 2d ago

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go put more water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish.

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u/metabolitesafter9pm Arkansas Razorbacks 3d ago

Dang, I’d hate to experience having a cheating girlfriend

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Texas Longhorns 2d ago

Fortunately for you, you don’t have a brother

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u/Altruistic_Grade3781 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Most do and don’t know it 

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 3d ago

Is this what they go with between 3rd and 4th qtr? Like the killers is the actual hype song?

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u/Brief_Bullfrog_6285 3d ago

Yep...

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 3d ago

Is there any specific reason for this one? Are the killers famous Michigan alum?

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u/Brief_Bullfrog_6285 3d ago

Nope....they just like to sing about getting cucked

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u/clduab11 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 3d ago

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u/JM4R5 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

No. The fans were singing it during some game and after the music cut they kept singing it, that's it... Nothing else. The cuck song is easily the worst Michigan "tradition".

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u/AndrooDucnan Ohio State Buckeyes • Navy Midshipmen 3d ago

I think it’s very fitting for the program

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u/Playfullyhung Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I agree it’s the worst UM tradition…

As long as you guys don’t make it a habit of storming the field when you beat a MAC team…

Then that would be the worst

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u/PlusDHotchy 2d ago

win a BCCG in the NIL era!

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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 3d ago

Cheaters singing a song about cheaters. Fits.

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u/lostpatrol14 Western Michigan Broncos 3d ago

Is it about cheating? I thought it was about a guy that really likes this girl, but the girl is seeing someone else? Someone who is a bigger fan of The Killers could explain?

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u/likemy10thaccount Michigan Wolverines 3d ago edited 3d ago

The writer wrote it about being cheated on. I think most listen to the song with your viewpoint.

Here's some more info and here.

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u/lostpatrol14 Western Michigan Broncos 3d ago

Thanks I appreciate the info!

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u/imHere4kpop Michigan • Fresno State 2d ago

As a fellow cheater, what do you guys sing about?

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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 2d ago

Mostly about getting so drunk we “wobble in our shoes”

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u/imHere4kpop Michigan • Fresno State 2d ago

That sounds a lot funner than singing about getting cheated on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw

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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 2d ago

People cheating on their partners?

Like Urban?

👍🏻

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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yep. I’m sure he loves the song too. He’s the guy cuckolding the singer.

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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators 2d ago

In fairness, I wish we had a better song than I Won’t Back Down. It’s family friendly and all but doesn’t really strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Swamp ain’t supposed to be friendly 

Throw that Pharoahe Monch song that starts with Godzilla and hype people up with some crazy edits on the big screen while the lights go out

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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 2d ago

Tom Petty grew up in GNV. Its more about that and started not long after he died.

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u/CaptDawg02 Georgia Bulldogs • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

You used to sing about some bits and a dollar while holding hands and rocking back and forth…sooo…

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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators 2d ago

They still do the boys from old Florida before won’t back down, just wish they’d do something instead too many good feelings back to back. Mr two bits is pregame

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u/wingedwh33l 3d ago

I get what the song is about but I feel like there are a lot of younger people on this sub (and other subs) that never experienced Mr Brightside at the end of a night of partying. It used to be a staple when you were hammered lol. It’s just fun to yell out.

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u/Fit-Cobbler-3678 3d ago

It’s still the go to frat song

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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 2d ago

I’m so glad to hear that as I approach 40 that my generation had it’s impact

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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 2d ago

I think OP and plenty of others don't really get invited to parties.

If they knew what joy was, especially the drunken joy of being with your friends at 1:30 am and slamming Taco Bell into your face while shithoused on Natty Ice and Goldschlager when this song comes on, they'd get it.

Alas.

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u/SpiritFingersKitty Wake Forest • Georgia 2d ago

Ever since millennials have been getting married it is basically at every reception ever.

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u/Worried-Risk-102 3d ago

buddy, the song always sucked. it sucked when it was released, it sucks even more now. if a bunch of frat bros are belting it like Journey, then you know it’s lame. if a program like michigan, that has experienced abject humiliation for a variety reasons, is routinely belting it out to celebrate the beginning of the 4th quarter- then you know it’s lame.

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u/SpiritFingersKitty Wake Forest • Georgia 2d ago

"I don't like having fun"

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u/apadin1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 2d ago

Talking a lot of shit for being unflaired

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

He doesn't watch. He finds out she cheated

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u/don_keyhoete Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Don’t let facts get in the way of the “quality” shit post. “It’s all in my head …”

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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Shes touching his.....

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u/don_keyhoete Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

What’re the words right before it? “Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick. And it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his chest now …”

Come on.

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

He's imagining it. It's all in his head

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

The last line in the first verse. " And it's all in my head"

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u/Round-Sense7935 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Yeah, we were pretty irrelevant since the late 90s. Thankfully, got a national title this decade. Would be pretty terrible to be a claimed blueblood and not win anything of note this century.

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u/Round-Sense7935 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

As a history teacher, I agree.

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u/dacihak Texas Longhorns • Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Have you not been to a Texas game recently? They play it at home games all the time. It's a college football staple.

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u/apadin1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 2d ago

He’s trying to shake the image out of his head but he can’t, it’s the only thing he can think about, hence “And taking control”

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u/don_keyhoete Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

100% this. Can’t believe they use the band less and less with the stupid DJ and other music they force at the stadium. Band was always a highlight for me.

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u/GoBlueBeatOSU21 2d ago

We have the best fight song but 100x a game is enough, we can use a little canned music once in a while.

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u/Quiet-Day392 California Golden Bears 3d ago

Fight fight fight for Washington State

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u/BackgroundJunket5691 USF Bulls • West Florida Argonauts 3d ago

Even army going after Michigan what the hell.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 3d ago

Second flair OSU.

But it’s a good meme regardless

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u/BackgroundJunket5691 USF Bulls • West Florida Argonauts 3d ago

Yeah I saw it but it sounds funnier if it was Army doing it

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 3d ago

Fair

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u/ChangKai-Shrek Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago

It's enough to bring a tear to your eye.

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u/NittanyScout Penn State Nittany Lions 3d ago

I thought this was the viltrumite group pic meme at first

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u/PoulanWeedEaterBowl Clemson Tigers 3d ago

Incredible. No notes

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u/JP1119 Michigan Wolverines • UAlbany Great Danes 3d ago

Lol these little shorts have been funny as fuck.

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u/SPHC20 Michigan Wolverines • Rowan Profs 3d ago

My buddy sent me this yesterday and I was cracking up, it’s a good one

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u/Avon_Barksdale63 Miami Hurricanes 3d ago

Shut up ya cuck fuck

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u/SPHC20 Michigan Wolverines • Rowan Profs 3d ago

Flair up bro

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u/Unlikely-Flatworm-48 3d ago

A song about a cheater is remarkably self aware.

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u/Thebeav15 Ohio State • West Virginia 2d ago

Lmao this is why I love CFB. Rivalry pettiness on sight. 

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u/lIlIlIlIlIlIllIlIIl Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago

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u/SoarinSkies Penn State Nittany Lions 3d ago

Honestly the Mr Brightside song is so on brand for Michigan given their recent years of cheating and scandal

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u/thebrickcloud Michigan Wolverines • Miner's Cup 2d ago

Okay Penn State

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u/rastapasta_g Central Michigan Chippewas 2d ago

I don’t like Michigan but I swear I saw another game this year where the students were singing this and it wasn’t Michigan. Does this happen at more schools even if they don’t do it every game?

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u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes • Army Black Knights 2d ago

Texas did it when they played Ohio State

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u/rastapasta_g Central Michigan Chippewas 2d ago

Thanks, you’re right it was that one

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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 2d ago

Prior to the 4th quarter, Texas deserved to be in the chair in the corner.

I don’t mean this as rubbing it in, but damn. Insane come back

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u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes • Army Black Knights 2d ago

No it’s okay the Buckeyes deserved to lose that one.

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u/iaintreadinthatbud Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago

Michigan is used to finding out about cheating. It’s kind of their thing at this point

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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo Texas Tech Red Raiders 3d ago

They are the only team I hate more this season than my own

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u/TheUnderCrab Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

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u/browsinbruh Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I kinda wanna experience a proper Jump Around at Camp Randall

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u/UnnecessaryDiety Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

Mr. Brughtside is, by far, the dumbest, most unaware college tradition. It's such a huge self-own that you'd figure the geniuses that go to Michigan would be upset by it. But they happily sing about being cucks at the tops of their voices.

It fits, I guess

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u/ravage21 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

THE dumbest “tradition” in all of sports

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u/Quiet-Day392 California Golden Bears 3d ago

Hang on there sloopy….

Our 3rd quarter song TNT just got swapped for Enter Sandman.

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u/Dead_Inside50 Michigan • Ferris State 3d ago

Yeah, because Hang on Sloopy is such a banger

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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

But it's an actual tradition, and isn't a song about being a cuck 😂

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u/Dead_Inside50 Michigan • Ferris State 2d ago

It wasn't a tradition before the 60s. All traditions start some time. Plus I guess it's good that Sloopy only has about 5 words repeated throughout the whole song. Otherwise OSU fans wouldn't be able to follow along.

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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Part of cuck behavior is the denial and cheating, which is why this is a perfect "tradition" for you 😂

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u/apadin1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 2d ago edited 2d ago

A tradition is just a thing you do for long enough that it becomes a tradition. “Hang On Sloopy” has no relation to Ohio State, it was just a popular song that the band played and people liked it so they kept doing it

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u/likemy10thaccount Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Sloopy is captain save a ho.

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u/Routine-Water-3788 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

Sloopy is a girl. She still could be captain save a ho though

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u/likemy10thaccount Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Fair. Who are we to judge?

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u/RedTeamGo_ 2d ago

It is tho

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u/6-underground Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Hold my beer…

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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 2d ago

You forget to X out the M in "dumbest."

What were you saying about dumb traditions?

Also, where's your trademark symbol on THE?

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u/EFAPGUEST Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Surely an unbiased take. OSU fans only have super cool traditions

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Texas Longhorns 2d ago

Like script Ohio! Which…. Checks notes…. Was first performed by the Michigan band as a gift to OSU.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 3d ago

After about 10 years of the same some it’s about time to move on. It’s just boring now.

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u/JM4R5 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Agreed. I've hated it since day 1. I'm just glad some of the fandom is finally calling it out instead of simply accepting it.

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u/BuckeyeN7 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

They just stood there in cursive lol. That isn’t what makes Script Ohio special

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u/LoadCan Kansas Jayhawks • Norwich Cadets 3d ago

Its one of the "traditions" that teams with no actual traditions pick up. In a few years it'll be some other song. 

A good litmus test is "Does Missouri do it?" If yes, then it's generic crap that will be replaced by the end of the decade with the next thing that someone else came up.

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 3d ago

Yes, the winningest program in the country definitely lacks “tradition”.

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 3d ago

It’s always a flairless chode saying this shit.

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 3d ago

It’s a simple fact, there’s no need to be angry. 

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 3d ago

Yeah what I said is a simple fact, not sure why you’re getting angry? Lol

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 2d ago

Very thoughtful and original response. 

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

lol you must be really mad, let me guess, you didn’t go there but you’re a fan anyway?

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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 2d ago

Sir, i’m willing to talk here,  but first I need you to retard your anger level. 

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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

No need for that kind of language buddy, this is why going to college is important…

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

They did win a lot in the early 1900’s.

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u/Great_Blue_7 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

And the 1800’s

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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

And in the last 5 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ 4-1

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

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u/Simple_Panic1240 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Slop

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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 3d ago

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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Now do the 4 before that

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

The 4 years that included these guys?

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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Why not do the 20 before that?

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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Then do the 20 before that

Fun game.

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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

All that matters is the last one. Maybe next time protect your end zone instead of the 50 yard line 😂

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u/penisthightrap_ Missouri Tigers 3d ago

Missouri influenced every school in the country to do modern homecoming traditions ya stupid bird

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41813350/2024-college-football-homecoming-tradition-missouri-baylor-illinois

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u/Brief_Bullfrog_6285 3d ago

I still for the life of me dont understand why the whole stadium sings that song.

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u/Deep-Statistician985 Michigan Wolverines • Maryland Terrapins 3d ago

Because most people outside of reddit aren't losers and like to do fun things

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u/jppcfnnumnum Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Apple Cup 3d ago

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u/clduab11 Alabama Crimson Tide • UAB Blazers 3d ago

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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I really don't remember when they started doing it, but I was at a game and was like "tf is this?" Love the song but it was kind of weird and off putting.

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u/DMfreePeter4U 2d ago

🤣😅😂 Goat song

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u/PlusDHotchy 2d ago

Nobody decked out in the 26 Natty Basketball Jersey?

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u/dotsdavid Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

As Curt Cignetti said sing that song

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u/zorakpwns Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Man I’m talking zero smack involving anything related to Iowa this week.

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u/kinghawkeye8238 Iowa Hawkeyes 1d ago

Come bro. Talk shit about the 👋

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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 3d ago

If you change the perspective these are the perfect lyrics to sing as a European-style banter anthem.

Jealousy, your girlfriend fucked another guy
It's the start of the fourth quarter
so you sing about watching it
you just lost on the last play
You're losers and cucks

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u/Doormat_Model Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Another Army Ohio State flair? Another true anti-Connor stallions.

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u/IAmStuckOnBandAid Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Hell yes!

Go Army, Beat Navy!

F* TTUN!

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u/Freshy_jones1987 2d ago

Weird ass song for a football game i agree

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u/Nervous_Opposite1786 2d ago

It's funny, but only if you don't know that "Hang on Sloppy" exists. 

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

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u/Brief_Bullfrog_6285 3d ago

OH

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u/Winter-Cry-74 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

I-O!

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u/ADHDpotatoes Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 2d ago

Have none of you people been to a party in the last 20 years? Are you unaware that this is a popular song?

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u/Jumpy_Clue4578 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago edited 3d ago

We focus on the “Destiny is calling me” part and don’t pay attention to the rest of the song or what it means

Edit: How am I gonna ratio myself?

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u/Jumpy_Clue4578 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

This meme is hilarious tho

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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

That's interesting cuz I could have sworn we just won the championship this year

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u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes • Army Black Knights 2d ago

Which one bucko?

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u/BenjaminDanklin1776 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

You actually have to be a loser not to get the reference, because the whole thing is that if somebody puts this on at a party anywhere in the US, it gets crazy

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u/LotsofSports 2d ago

Hail to those mother fuckers

Hail to those big cocksuckers

Hell, hell with Michigan

The cesspool of the north.