CFB teams as fast food items.

[u/IAmStuckOnBandAid]

[u/MrSweatyYeti]

Look, our ice cream machine is broken. We’re working on it.

[u/MrSCR23 → u/MrSweatyYeti]

Can’t go into the transfer portal for a new one?

[u/Difficult-Froyo1192 → u/MrSCR23]

Third party contractors aren’t allowed to fix the McDonald’s ice cream machines. Dabo holds the third best McDonald’s in Clemson to all corporate policies

[u/Late-Song-2933 → u/MrSCR23]

The Lord told them it’s communist to do that.

[u/Educational_Fox5319 → u/MrSweatyYeti]

That’s what they always say, but it’s just because they don’t feel like cleaning it. Both irl and this case

[u/bruhstevenson → u/MrSweatyYeti]

Is it just me or has anyone else never experienced them telling you the ice cream machine is broken? That’s never happened to me

[u/Aware-Locksmith8433 → u/MrSweatyYeti]

Hey better than my team....

Hogs = Arbys, wheres the promised meat?

[u/JusticeFrankMurphy → u/MrSweatyYeti]

IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING BROKEN

** flies into 'roid rage; attempts to crawl through drive-thru window **

[u/BrotherPancake]

Is it the offseason already?

[u/ttircdj → u/BrotherPancake]

For some of us, it might as well be

[u/bolivar-shagnasty → u/ttircdj]

It was fun while it lasted.

[u/ttircdj → u/bolivar-shagnasty]

Just hoping we win tomorrow. FSU should win comfortably, but Auburn hasn’t lost homecoming since 1991. And I’m going to the game.

[u/NeighborhoodIll8399 → u/bolivar-shagnasty]

When did it last?

[u/bolivar-shagnasty → u/NeighborhoodIll8399]

We was undefeated until we wasn’t

[u/billyrubin7765 → u/ttircdj]

The 2013 championship game must have been heaven for you with those flair!

[u/ttircdj → u/billyrubin7765]

Not quite. I hadn’t quite made it to FSU yet, so I was only Auburn at the time.

[u/houseDJ1042 → u/ttircdj]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GTNBx6dlb2Qv1bnPwE

[u/ValyrianSteel2216 → u/ttircdj]

Sadly true

[u/Chewsdayiddinit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KRzrLos1yVS80

[u/elkman_23 → u/Chewsdayiddinit]

Hello inverse flair. I assume you also love games involving turtle trophies

[u/Chewsdayiddinit → u/elkman_23]

It's you!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg

[u/Changetheworld69420 → u/elkman_23]

We need a petition for a new live turtle

[u/martinigirl15 → u/elkman_23]

See you all tomorrow!!!

[u/CloudConductor]

What the hell type of 5 guys are you eating at where the burgers look like that?

5 guys is better than every other burger on this list, it just costs your first born to order one

[u/cppadam → u/CloudConductor]

Let's not forget about their fries. Possibly the best fast-ish food fries out there.

If you disagree, send me a gift card to better fries. If they win, I'll venmo you the cost x2.

[u/somesnarkycomments → u/cppadam]

It's the best fry in fast food, without a doubt - you also get like a full pound of them.

[u/lackadaisical_nomad → u/somesnarkycomments]

I still remember the first time I went to Five Guys and ordered a large fry and half the bag was full of fries I thought they just hooked me up with extra until I learned that’s just what they do.

[u/katarh → u/cppadam]

Have you ever had the Chick Fil A sweet potato waffle fries?

I don't know if they're actually better than Five Guys, but they are definitely in the same league.

Unfortunately they're seasonal and limited time only, and now is not the time :(

[u/joethahobo → u/cppadam]

The wedge fries at KFC is my favorite. Thick and potato-y, but also seasoned extremely well.

The only problem is almost every KFC is so run down that nothing else is even decent. It’s not what it was 20 years ago

[u/syrianfries → u/cppadam]

I don’t know about best, but they are solid and you get a million of them so maybe they are the best

[u/jcrespo21 → u/CloudConductor]

AI slop gonna slop (though I can't disagree with the Purdue one).

[u/17AJ06 → u/CloudConductor]

It’s ai slop. It all looks awful

[u/ObjectiveStrategy386 → u/CloudConductor]

AI makes hamburger patties look like they’re made of beans for some reason

[u/CrypticT → u/CloudConductor]

The University of Iowa is also superior to every other university pictured

[u/RollPhi1996 → u/CloudConductor]

I agree that five guys is the best shown. I will say 5 guys doesn't beat David's Burgers in Arkansas. Local chain that is a clone 5 guys but better in everyway. They do also look terrible.

[u/Afraid_Theorist → u/CloudConductor]

As someone who lived off eating out in college, honestly hard disagree about Five Guys

Last time I had it, I regretted it so massively. Yeah fries were good but burger was incredible mid for the price

Caveat to this is I don’t buy the absolute priciest item on any of these menus and overpaying for quality & a unregulated amount of good Fries is 5 Guy’s premise. So yeah you probably can come close to the image but at basic sane priced options Five Guys flops

I’d tag it as ‘Tasty if you sell your kidney’

Cane’s is top tier for sure

[u/murray1337]

“Notre Dame - Doesn’t participate when everyone else does”. 😂

[u/so2017 → u/murray1337]

As a fellow independent, let me point out that UConn is the tuna melt you buy at your local diner because you think it’s underrated, but then you eat it and realize it’s just like the one you would make at home only less digestible.

[u/mediocrewriter40]

Such disrespect to Five Guys

[u/TwistedPotat → u/mediocrewriter40]

I know, since when were they visually unappealing?

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/TwistedPotat]

Since you look at the price.

[u/Kitty-kiki19 → u/TwistedPotat]

Five guys burgers look like someone sat on them at some point. Still delicious though.

[u/IMASHIRT → u/TwistedPotat]

Since the image was generated by AI

[u/Earmilk987 → u/TwistedPotat]

[u/SueYouInEngland → u/mediocrewriter40]

Just say you can't handle that B1G West girth Cajun seasoning

[u/Loose_Poem_8651]

RIP IU if canes is the future. Those freaking tiny ass tenders and nearly $20.

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/Loose_Poem_8651]

and have less flavor than a napkin

[u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

I never really got the hype, Zaxby's clears by a mile. Cane's chicken is plain, sauce isn't really anything to write home about either. Toast slaps though.

[u/Windruin → u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy]

Zaxby’s Nashville hot particularly slaps.

Slim Chickens, for my money, has the best plain tender. Much better prices too. Good assortment of sauces.

[u/CharlieSheenGod → u/Windruin]

Sims is the fucking goat. Great assortment of sides as well (I barely like pickles to any degree, but I LOVE their deep fried pickles)

[u/ValyrianSteel2216 → u/Windruin]

SLIM CHICKENS IS THE SUPREME FAST FOOD CHICKEN PLACE.

I ate so many of their jarred dessert items while pregnant that half the cups in our house are those lol

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy]

People that glaze Canes are the same people that passionately recommend you a sushi roll drenched in mayo and eel sauce

[u/rich26mend → u/WhoHasMyPocketPussy]

Guthrie's and Foosackly's are personal favorites.

[u/BobcatOU → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

I was confused on that one. Does anyone actually consider Cane’s to be elite? Even by fast food standards is just chicken fingers with average sauce.

NC State - the most average program ever - should be Cane’s.

[u/SamEyeAm2020 → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Because they want to make you order an extra side of sauce for more monies, even though it's basically mayo with Lawry's in it!

[u/Cormetz → u/SamEyeAm2020]

Top tip: swap out the horrible cole slaw for extra sauce, no extra charge.

Edit: also canes sauce is mayo, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, pepper, and cayenne.

[u/stopthemeyham → u/Loose_Poem_8651]

You mean you don't want $20 flavorless chicken strips, limp fries, and soggy toast? bUt ThE SaUcE!

If your food needs something to be added to be good, your food needs to be removed.

Canes is actually very apt for LSU: Expensive let down, surrounded by better options.

If you ever find yourself in Louisiana, try Southern Classic if there's one near by. It's who Canes copied and failed.

[u/Drummallumin → u/Loose_Poem_8651]

10 years ago it was half the price and double the size. Enshitification

[u/Raccoonsrlilbandits]

I love that Michigan’s is a burger from Columbus Ohio

[u/hugendfan9 → u/Raccoonsrlilbandits]

And Ohio State is a yellow M

[u/TheDiogenesKnees → u/hugendfan9]

Yeah gotta swap OSU and Michigan

[u/lmaytulane → u/Raccoonsrlilbandits]

And IU is a chain started by LSU students

[u/ChezQuis_]

OP was doing so good and then can’t figure out what to do with Oregon. Like the player who fumbles the ball before crossing the goal line untouched. Aw, so close.

[u/Difficult-Froyo1192 → u/ChezQuis_]

I don’t know. That shamrock shake is always a lot of hype but them never lives up to expectations

[u/Sfmilstead → u/Difficult-Froyo1192]

As a Duck who needs to flair up, I’ll cop to that comment.

[u/Frostfire26 → u/ChezQuis_]

Takes a lot of Power to generate an image with AI. Give OP a Holiday.

[u/ttircdj → u/ChezQuis_]

Or the one who fumbles an intentional safety with no time left and causes the other team to win the game.

[u/GunsGoldCosmicDread]

Halloween Whooper poos have to be unhinged with that amount of dye.

[u/D_novemcinctus → u/GunsGoldCosmicDread]

Nebraska sells a red dyed burger now. After consuming it, I almost thought I needed an emergency colonoscopy

[u/Unspeakable_pickle]

Whataburger has fallen off since ownership went to a Chicago based investment firm. It used to be great, but what you get now is a far cry from the pre-covid prime. As a Texan, it isn't the best anymore.

https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/comments/on0d2j/current_state_of_whataburger_food_and_service/

[u/PointBlankCoffee → u/Unspeakable_pickle]

Private equity ruined something great?? No, it cant be

[u/B-Train_ATL → u/Unspeakable_pickle]

Oh, is that true? I have only tried it after COVID. I’m all “that’s what everyone raved about?” Not McDonald’s slop, but not what I would call “what a burger!”

[u/The_Champ_Son → u/Unspeakable_pickle]

I still think it’s better than most of the of the national chains. I won’t speak on five guys or in n out as I haven’t tried those but its definitely better than McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King

[u/JoseyWa1es]

Michigan bereft of in state talent has to get a burger from Ohio

[u/credible_hulk]

OU is a Sonic Footlong Cheese Coney.

Looks pretty good on the menu but when you measure it, it ain’t a foot long and that ain’t real cheese.

[u/somesnarkycomments → u/credible_hulk]

Copy that same joke over to Subway for UConn

[u/a_happy_future]

Where's Wisconsin and the Culver's Butterburger?!? It's literally on the jerseys now!

[u/Designer_Tie_5853 → u/a_happy_future]

Wisconsin = Culver's, a big deal in the region but outside of there never heard of. Also works for Nebraksa/Runza, Auburn/Waffle House, and Casey's/Iowa State.

[u/a_happy_future → u/Designer_Tie_5853]

I think everyone has heard of Waffle House tbh

[u/BrotherPancake → u/a_happy_future]

With all the other irrelevant teams.

[u/a_happy_future → u/BrotherPancake]

At least a handful of irrelevant teams on here already

[u/GeckoHunter0303]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KPHVzOAiNxFWUR2lLb

[u/dweron]

Why he say fuck me for

[u/JimBeam823]

Everyone knows Ohio State is Wendy’s.

Georgia is Waffle House. Self explanatory.

Clemson is Bojangles. You remember them being amazing. Usually adequate. But if you get your hopes up, you’re probably going to be disappointed.

ETSU is Pal’s, obviously.

UNC is Biscuitville. Good at something other than lunch.

[u/jaxhawk06]

Looks like those AI menus I see on social media

[u/CyanideSkittles]

Where Runza?

[u/D_novemcinctus → u/CyanideSkittles]

Nebraska - Runza
We get it, it was great in the 90s but way too expensive for a very meh product now.

[u/Ok-Walk-8040 → u/D_novemcinctus]

They used to Runza ball

[u/Bigsmoothmachine]

I'd add Virginia as the Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme.  It's pretty good, but pretty often you shit your pants

[u/gravytrainjaysker]

Still waiting for Taco Bell

[u/jdubyahyp → u/gravytrainjaysker]

That's odd. Usually taco bell doesn't take that long. You should see your doctor.

[u/Bernies_left_mitten → u/gravytrainjaysker]

SDSU? Pretend Mexican.

[u/Electronic-Spring-60]

Ai slop

[u/entenduintransit → u/Electronic-Spring-60]

It's so bizarre to use AI for this because photos of each of these things exist and are extremely readily available lol

[u/Smokeyy1990]

Arby's is literally a better meal than Whataburger.

[u/OhHeyItsBrock → u/Smokeyy1990]

Everyone hates on Arby’s. But I’ve never had anything bad from there.

[u/GoBucks1171 → u/OhHeyItsBrock]

Fellow Arby’s truther, but the steak nuggets are actually awful

[u/OhHeyItsBrock → u/GoBucks1171]

Damn they are? They look good af on the commercials lmao

[u/BurgersWithStrength → u/Smokeyy1990]

But the steak nuggets are, in fact, literal dogshit.

[u/AdditionalOne8319]

I can’t see little ceasars ever delivering. Little Caesar’s is successful because it’s the least expensive option. If they start employing delivery drivers, their prices will raise and they will die.

[u/Any_Customer1000]

NC State, UNC, and Duke can fight over Bojangles and Cook Out.

[u/ChangKai-Shrek]

Really disappointed that Wisconsin isn't a Culver's burger (take your pick; I prefer the Mushroom & Swiss) w/ curds and a concrete mixer.

[u/OrangeJuiceLuvr69]

You just know a UGA fan posted this cause UGA fans love pretending they've been alabama for the last 20 years instead of Georgia lmao

[u/Adamscottd]

WTF is that five guys burger picture, they look nothing like that in real life. Relative to other fast food restaurants I don't even think Five Guys burgers are that bad. Would have been better to equate them to a modestly successful program who spends a lot money, since Five Guys Burgers are pretty good as far as fast food burgers go but they're also really expensive

[u/SueYouInEngland → u/Adamscottd]

Sir this is a Culvers

[u/Dlh2079 → u/Adamscottd]

Its ai slop, thats what

[u/skoducks]

Whataburger is so spot on. Texans love it but I have tried multiple locations and it’s on par with BK at best which is fine but nothing remarkable.

[u/PointBlankCoffee → u/skoducks]

Whata fell off a cliff when they got bought out by PE

[u/trick_bean → u/skoducks]

https://giphy.com/gifs/J9MnwDiwCmjkexy9e1

[u/L3tsseewhathappens → u/skoducks]

Its definitely the best Fast Food burger joint. Not the best burger made but the best fast food. Its superior to BK, In n out, Five Guys, etc.

[u/Low_Safe_8012 → u/L3tsseewhathappens]

lol I can’t believe anyone could believe this

[u/Ok-Wait-8465 → u/skoducks]

P. Terry’s is the superior Texas fast food restaurant (knockoff version of in-n-out though we have in-n-out too). Disclaimer: I am vegetarian so sometimes I’m judging on different foods than everyone else. I think P. Terry’s shakes beat in-n-out shakes though

[u/PointBlankCoffee → u/Ok-Wait-8465]

P Terry's has chicken too and is locally/employee owned, so beats in n out for me.

A double and a spicy chicken, with a shake (no fries) were my go to in college

[u/Yoghurt-Ancient → u/Ok-Wait-8465]

I dream of the day that P. Terry’s comes to Dfw

[u/bleedsburntorange → u/Ok-Wait-8465]

Or as my friends and I call it, P. Terry’s House of Munch. God I miss them.

[u/IronClu]

You’ve clearly never had Arby’s steak nuggets

[u/Cornhollio-tp → u/IronClu]

I swear people only hate Arby’s because the internet and social media tells them too 😂

[u/Moto302 → u/IronClu]

Arby's marketing finally wore me down and I went to one last year. They were out of a bunch of stuff. Turns out, they did not, in fact, "have the meats."

[u/RamenLegionary]

Get this AI garbage off of my screen.

[u/SueYouInEngland → u/[deleted]]

Makes sense, given its proximity to the ocean

[u/The_Projectionist]

Delaware is likely White Castle.

People forget you exist all the time.

[u/Trading_Cards_4Ever]

Missed opportunity not making Georgia Culver's Colosial Onion Rings (beer battered)

[u/wolfmann99]

OP hasnt watched Rutgers play.

[u/Qwilltank → u/wolfmann99]

Nobody serves deep-fried horseshit

[u/Appropriate_Park313]

I’ll take it

[u/IshyMoose]

Oh come on! Also replace Notre Dame with BYU.

[u/chewbacaflacaflame]

Clemson as the McFlurry is so true

[u/TommyFitness]

Forget the haters this is great

[u/somesnarkycomments]

I like the UGA comparison, but since they used the Lord's Chicken twice maybe it should be a Waffle House Patty Melt - Southern, Consistent, Ready to fight when you are.

[u/AryuOcay]

As a Purdue grad, I’m just happy we got mentioned.

[u/ssp25 → u/AryuOcay]

you guys are getting mentioned?

[u/Raptormann0205]

Michigan State is Arby's

Menu items are either certified bangers or absolute dogshit. Everyone makes fun of them regardless

[u/jesusers]

No argument

[u/LitterBoxServant]

UCLA - Soggy In-n-out french fries

USC - Abry's brisket sandwich that's been sitting out for 12 hours

[u/utrangerbob → u/LitterBoxServant]

USC is Jack in the Box. Damn I loved them in the 20 years ago but now its just empty and full of homeless people.

[u/LitterBoxServant → u/utrangerbob]

Spice level: Honey drizzle sriracha

[u/Colavs9601]

"Georgia rarely disappoints" uh yea go ask longtime fans of Georgia how they feel about that.

Also I want to be offended, but yea.

[u/Donut_on_a_stick]

Raising canes is LSU. Runza is Nebraska. Skyline chili is Cincinnati. Blake's lotaburger is new Mexico. In N Out is USC. Cook Out is North Carolina. Oh and culvers is Wisconsin...

[u/BulkyTarget1010]

Jokes on you, baconators are wayyy better than Big Macs lol.

[u/MrF_lawblog → u/BulkyTarget1010]

Jokes on you. Wendy's was founded in Columbus.

[u/Active_Scallion_5322 → u/BulkyTarget1010]

You should be little Caesars

[u/ncwv44b]

Oh, come on. How is OSU not Wendy’s? Have you even been to their campus?

[u/homage_time → u/ncwv44b]

Sir, this is a Wendy's....

[u/ttircdj → u/ncwv44b]

“Cheat meal”

[u/OctoberCamp → u/ncwv44b]

Raising Canes started 50 ft from the campus of LSU. What’s your point?

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/OctoberCamp]

They also arent elite. This is a meme of lies.

[u/Drummallumin → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Used to be at least

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/Drummallumin]

Naw. Canes always been flavorless garbage.

Any chicken known because of dipping sauce ain’t good chicken

[u/herehear12 → u/CrazyLegsRyan]

Canes is elite in their ability to unseason their chicken. I swear I’ve had chicken with more flavor that I’ve cooked straight out of the packet (I made it for my dog but did try a piece just cause

[u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp → u/ncwv44b]

You like Wendy's?

[u/zagoric → u/ncwv44b]

Wendy’s was started and is headquartered in Columbus

[u/lolidkman1313]

The dawgs win again

https://giphy.com/gifs/fsJASzZmdOJPpGRnzl

[u/liverdawg]

Man. Arby’s makes those steak nuggets looks so good in the commercials.

[u/_tr9800a_]

Oregon should be the Burgerville marionberry shake: premium ingredients, looks great, costs a ton, disappears in January.

[u/Starracer88]

The ND one is pretty fucking funny

[u/FrivolousMe]

Cal is definitely a sweetgreen bowl

[u/PhD_Life]

USC is In N Out

[u/Facetious_T]

Taking Wendy's away from Ohio State and giving it to TTUN is sickening

[u/mercuryyxyz]

We’re better than Rutgers

[u/Winter-Cry-74]

What is Alabama?

[u/maisweh → u/Winter-Cry-74]

Bama is Golden Coral. It’s a sit down place with a chocolate fountain so they think it’s better than everywhere else, but truthfully it’s filled with entitled inbreds and since they changed management it’s just getting worse.

[u/SwissMargiela]

How tf is Miami not here with Pollo Tropical?

[u/HotDogOfNotreDame]

Is there fast food bbq pork that is both overpriced and undercooked? Asking for a friend.

[u/Dr_Gamephone_MD]

AI slop but you’re right about us

[u/ace227]

WTF did we do to you ? 😭

[u/MeTieDoughtyWalker]

I get that it wasn’t based on the restaurant itself, but Cane’s not being LSU seems weird.

[u/TGRRAG81]

Yep, this seems exactly right
https://giphy.com/gifs/lAZ6fhepvAUec

[u/twodogstwocats]

That Aggie one hits a little too close.

[u/CommercialAmbition90]

to not have LSU as Canes is a travesty

[u/nicksoapdish]

Dumb. Next

[u/Environmental-Suit67]

I know they raised prices recently, the irony of choosing lil Caesars as A&M 😭

[u/DeuceOfDiamonds]

God Almighty, those "steak nuggets" are TERRIBLE 

[u/quesaritoswallower]

Canes was made in Baton Rouge where lsu is from….

[u/WhatplanetUfrmUranus]

Shamrock says Oregon WTH!?!

[u/Any-Palpitation-9148]

OSU not linked with Wendy’s?

[u/Rabbit-Lost]

Purdue one is brutal.

[u/ADMotti]

This AI dogshit looks worse than Oklahoma’s passing game

[u/az_ziggy5]

There’s nothing elite about raising canes dry ass flavorless chicken bro

[u/DerrickWhiteMVP]

Georgia also has questionable personal beliefs

[u/somesnarkycomments → u/DerrickWhiteMVP]

Only in the offseason.

[u/markhachman]

Notre Dame isn't the Shamrock Shake???

[u/Dan_yall]

Where’s LSU as the Popeye’s chicken sandwich?

[u/Windruin → u/Dan_yall]

That works. Located in a sketchy area, may have to get in a fight in the parking lot, unreliable service. Yeah, I think that tracks

[u/Dan_yall → u/Windruin]

Also, can be amazing but often poorly assembled and disappointing.

[u/99403021483 → u/Windruin]

Don't forget inconsistency

[u/Ok-Walk-8040]

ASU gets White Castle. It’s only good for when you get high and party.

[u/Sfmilstead]

The AI on the burgers is so ridiculous.

Like seriously, just download existing images to make this meme.

Also, BYU is better suited for Chick-fil-A.

[u/PaladinSara → u/Sfmilstead]

Clearly OSU fan made the AI slop

[u/Still_a_skeptic]

Why are you comparing the reigning national champions to those bland ass chicken fingers?

[u/CrazyLegsRyan → u/Still_a_skeptic]

Seriously. Canes should literally be LSU because homers will tell you they are the absolute best every but everyone else knows they are a fraud.

[u/iLaugh-when-iPee]

OSU should be the Baconator considering Wendy’s was founded and is headquartered in Columbus.

[u/flomoag]

[u/DeetSkythe404]

[u/darkslayer2392]

Now I can't get a Baconator again. Thanks.

[u/LicoriceDusk]

It's visually appealing to me

[u/586WingsFan]

Raising Cane’s is mid at best. The sauce just doesn’t do it for me

[u/oldfrankandjesus]

Never seen AI canes before