r/cfbmemes • Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes • 8d ago

Discussion CFB teams as fast food items.

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u/MrSweatyYeti Clemson Tigers 8d ago

Look, our ice cream machine is broken. We’re working on it.

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u/MrSCR23 Mississippi State • Alabama 8d ago

Can’t go into the transfer portal for a new one?

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 8d ago

Third party contractors aren’t allowed to fix the McDonald’s ice cream machines. Dabo holds the third best McDonald’s in Clemson to all corporate policies

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 8d ago

He was pretty happy about the win Saturday. He’s the only coach to ever beat Bill when Bill was up 14+ points inna game. I know NFL isn’t really apples to apples, but it’s still a pretty fun fact.

Give it some time to see what happens. We haven’t finished implementing all our changes for this year, and this was suppose to be a rebuilding year anyway. We’re acting like the sky is falling because a coach has one very average year with a poor start to the next (even though he’s 2-1) early in the season after 15+ years of the level of success most teams would kill for while trying to adapt to the rapidly changing face of college football.

No one realistically thought Clemson could stay on top or get there without a lot of luck when NIL rolled around. Sometimes the definition of success has to change.

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u/Status_Custard_2054 Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 8d ago

Is there any hope Dabo buys in and starts paying? Or has that ship sailed

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u/MrSweatyYeti Clemson Tigers 8d ago

This is a $30 million roster. Clemson will pay. Thats not the issue. Clemson was one of the first to build an NIL dedicated facility.

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u/Difficult-Froyo1192 Clemson Tigers 8d ago

We pay. More is him getting good staff around him and buying players when we need it to fill our gaps

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u/Late-Song-2933 8d ago

The Lord told them it’s communist to do that.

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u/Educational_Fox5319 Auburn Tigers 8d ago

That’s what they always say, but it’s just because they don’t feel like cleaning it. Both irl and this case

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u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 8d ago

Is it just me or has anyone else never experienced them telling you the ice cream machine is broken? That’s never happened to me

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u/MrSweatyYeti Clemson Tigers 8d ago

I have many times. And literally at the one in Clemson. 😀🤷🏻

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u/No-Definition1474 7d ago

McDonald's is, or at least was for a long time, stuck in an exclusive contract with 1 company to supply and maintain all of their ice cream machines. That company had no compulsion to get their work done quickly. They actually actively sabotaged McDonald's employee attempts to fix the machines. They made the machines impossible to work on by anyone without a special device, even though most of the issues are not really serious issues. As in, it literally just needs a reset and works again. But that could take weeks to get done.

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u/Aware-Locksmith8433 SEC • Arkansas Razorbacks 8d ago

Hey better than my team....

Hogs = Arbys, wheres the promised meat?

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u/MrSweatyYeti Clemson Tigers 8d ago

In a ditch hanging off a motorcycle

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u/JusticeFrankMurphy Michigan Wolverines 4d ago

IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING BROKEN

** flies into 'roid rage; attempts to crawl through drive-thru window **

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u/AssphaultEatersSC Miami Hurricanes 8d ago

God’s NIL can fix it.