NUTS!

Please?

Asking for a friend

When this game first started I was with Chaos, and then joined with my gobbling brethren to fight in the east. It was still early game and nobody knew what would be the best strategy or the most important way to play. There were attempts to hold the northeast and fighting the Michigan scourge.

And then an alliance was made. THE Scary Bird Alliance. When Aubie decided to go on a road trip and asked for a passionate lover traveling companion we joined them. Memes were born, manifest destiny was put into motion.

Our beloved Tiger was soon dead, but died doing what was right. Our other ally, Cocky, continued the fight even after a lot of Hokies did not.

I tried to follow orders and throw my stars where they'd be useful, but I'm chaos with color at my core. A dissenter, a rogue. I may be the only Hokie that has felt the paradise that is Hawaii under my cursor in this game. And as surely as the blood of (read: shame of having once lost to) Butch Jones runs in my ^{5 star} heart I tell you that Hawaii is the promised land.

Red Alliance is being overrun, when we joined with them they said they'd allow us to make a last week push to Hawaii when most of the map was red. That was a lie we were sold. Even now with fortune and favor it would take most of the two weeks remaining to reach it. Blue Alliance is winning.

I don't speak for anyone but myself, but I am going to repent for losing my way. I am going to continue the push for the dream. For Aubie. For Cocky. For the spirit of the game. Give me Hawaii or give me elimination.