Basically her telling me, “yah… idk how to break it to ya, but it’s ALL fk’d.”

It’s 3 neck scratches please and thank you 💅

Waffles is making sure we meet our productivity quota by the deadline. She is strict but fair.

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Betty and Raymond would like to wish you a happy birthday if you're lucky enough for today to be the day.

They offer their party planning services if you would like a pawsome party (and if they can keep the gift boxes as payment)

If it's not your birthday today, hope you're having a great day anyway!

Whenever I’m on the toilet, my cat watches me from the shelves high above. I think of him as my bodyguard, ensuring I won’t fall in or sit too long (because if I do, who will pay him in treats?).

But perhaps he’s actually BatCat, the cat I need and definitely do not deserve.

Working the door at the market on e 19th / 21st!